Recent reviews by Claudia

I still remember when I was just a little kid...getting my coin from my parents and playing it in an arcade shop :P Well,ya get the idea. (No-english speaker here ahah). I was ALWAYS Tarma,and alway will be him ** so cute.
Anyway i suggest this game to everyone,the only bad thing? Laggy coop. But in the end...it's perfect. Come on y'all,get on the feel-train and let yourself be devasted.

I think I have played enough of UT to...make a review and I'm determined enough to make it the more understandable possible! (And yes,after this I want to kill myself but nope,not yet, need to end this first.).
So...Undertale. Have you ever wondered what Tumblr,mixed to memes,mixed to any other little crap other fans would like to see in a game?Good. Toby Fox made it real. He is MAN enough to make you like the two most hated fonts : Comic sans and Papyrus.
MAN.
Eugh Claudia focus,the review.
So...I must say, I'm not able to bring myself to kill anyone, to start a geno run...why? Too much feelings. As you play, you come to like and emphatize every single one,at least for me or the majority of the net. I tried man,I tried so hard to kill Pappy...no,nope can do.
Skipping this, this game is pretty brilliant. A funny and easy to understand comedy (even for who doesn't understand that goor or speaks english,as me ^^), the plot is...entangling. Yet still very simple, but is has its impression.
All the hype on this game is partly deserved, partly not. Try to catch my view point, please : if you REALLY want to know the plot, you have to go just in a Paci. Yes ok,to know you must keep someone alive, yes. But it's almost as he tried so hard to make you simphatetic over them,second thinking what are you gonna do. For persons like me, emotional af, it's ok, for others that wants to kill-kill-kill and lvl-lvl-lvl...I really dunno what is their view point. But i'm talking with inexperience as I said, since i didn't do a geno run. (....yet....maybe...no?)
Ugh...dunno what to say more? I'm scared of spoilering some stuff,really! There is still so much to talk about but...I can't. Because even the stupidiest thing could spoiler you something so...PLAY IT.

I INSTALLED THIS ♥♥♥♥ JUST TO WRITE THIS.)

Now i can understand the rage of Hitler towards other races..
I never saw or played such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I played it for xbox and throwed the cd after half hour of trying...i do have it on steam for the humble bundle.
If you hate someone that badly,give them this game. IT SUCKS.
The story? A child could make a better game.
The graphich? Wow you only worked on that,nice work. Such a shame it bugs.
Bugs EVERYWHERE. NPC SLOW AS ♥♥♥♥ and dumb. MY GOD. You took all the worst from EVERYTHING and created one single game : DEAD ISLAND.
Such a cheap copy of dead rising and left 4 dead...
Guys if you wanna watch some girl with huge tits but balls (Watch their costume.) go on youporn to satishy your fetish.
Or even worst : THE MULTIPLAYER. This is the time to get back your life. DON'T DO IT.

So,to end it,if you ever wanna buy this...just do this :
1. Buy it.
2. Shut down your pc.
3. Burn your pc and throw it out of your f*cking window.
4. Get out from your house and get an huge breath.
5. Go get friends and enjoy life.

Or better,crack the game so you can say "Man this is ♥♥♥♥,luckyli i listened to that ♥♥♥♥♥"

This game is pretty awesome! Not that simple neither that hard. Its got funny items and descriptions,as for its chara.! I'm happy to see that it was (and hope it will still) develop in better! Since sometimes a tree gots in the way and i can't go in the crypt or summon the statue -sigh- but anyway,i suggest this game! It's nice to pass time or try to level up and gets even better every time you play! Even if sometime it can be "lame" :P

I learnt to play poker by it,thanks. Anyway it's pretty funny :) and good to get item on tf2 also!

My friend said that my keyboard has been raped by me for playing it ahaha and it's true! I freaking loved this game; It's funny to play by solo or with friends! I suggest everyone to buy it! It deserve it.

The worst money spent on steam. I would never buy it again,neither if it will cost my life.

One of the best game i have ever played! I rarely don't get bored of something,but this is a rule-breaker! I suggest this game to everyone :)