Rumpleforeskin
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:steamsalty::skeletonunderneath::steamsalty: Life's just a bunch of fancy assorted ♥♥♥♥ :steamsalty::skeletonunderneath::steamsalty:
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Founder of The Northern Kingdom kinship/guild in LotRO (2011-2023)


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Rumpleforeskin Mar 24 @ 2:32pm 
We had an autistic kid in high school who was always encouraged to ♥♥♥♥ talk people. One day, he randomly told a girl to "suck his garden hose" right before riding off in his Heelys while T-posing, right into some gravel and eating ♥♥♥♥
Rumpleforeskin Feb 23 @ 1:38am 
So I was out with a girl at the bar and we were chatting it up. She asks me what I do with my free time and I said I really like DBD. She said she loves that game and I got really excited my hands and ass got sweaty. She said she always plays with her friends and I couldn't help but say "lol swf, solo q or no skill". She looked at me puzzled and I explained how it takes zero skill when your team can talk to each other. She rolled her eyes (mom says that's a good sign) and said she doesn't play competitively. I then blurted out "lol (pronounced lawl) competitive dbd, game is just hold w and loop, bet you DC on 3 gen."
Rumpleforeskin Feb 23 @ 1:37am 
She then told me she had to go (think she was going to buy condoms for us) and I said I'll walk her to her car. She was hesitant (nervous for our first kiss :3) but said ok. As we were walking out I nearly tripped on my cape and dropped my fedora, which would be very hard to grab as i have a genetic disorder that makes me morbidly obese which I have a special gamer chair for. As we got to her car which was around 30 feet from the bar, I asked her to let me catch my breath. After a couple minutes I said ok. At this point she was clutching her bag and backing away so I went in for a kiss, until she pepper flashied me (clear DBD reference) and got in her car and drove off.

She told me not to contact her again but I think she's playing hard to get. What do you guys think?
Rumpleforeskin Jun 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm 
Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
Rumpleforeskin Dec 2, 2022 @ 3:59pm 
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