Recent reviews by Diet Jesus

try finger, but hole

I had a lot of hype for this game. I enjoy casual games and hardcore FPS games alike, so I figured it should be pretty fun being a casual space exploration sim with survival and trade elements.

It was not. At all. I really tried to like this game. I waited 2 weeks for patches and hopefully a new update but I can't get into it. Once you've played an hour you've essentially played the whole game. Is that a bad thing? No. But for me it's a deal breaker. I requested a refund on Steam and hopefully I'll receive it. Apparently Steam is refunding No Man's Sky to most people, even over 2 hours on record. So if you don't like it, please try to refund it. It may work even outside of the parameters Steam sets.

10/10 such feels. Many tears.

In all honesty this game felt more like a movie than a game (of course you have to do stuff to actvate the next scene but I actually liked it) the cut scenes felt amazing because this game will make you feel sad then lift you up, drop you, then catch you before you fall. The soundtrack was AMAZING. The women who made the music for Plants vs. Zombies and countless other game (Laura Shigihara) also made music for this. The story drags you in and the music makes you stay.

The Humble Bundle is currently selling this game in their bundle for $5.37 and it includes the soundtrack for this and some other indie games. I'd recommend it since it is cheaper and you get more games as well as the money is split between Developers and Charity (like .20-.30 goes to humble bundle but it's to keep the site up).

Fun game but still in early Alpha. I think it's worth it but I'd watch some gameplay first.