Recent reviews by DirtiestBag

It's Fine.

This is a game made by a studio that hasn't produced anything like this genre before and it absolutely does show. The game is passable and a solid 7/10. The narrator has a setting to mediate how often he speaks and I must say after the first 3 hours I definitely turned it to be less often than usual. This is not something I would buy for retail price, but it's fairly inoffensive in that there are no glaring flaws that make it impossible to say it isn't worth a try.

Hitman is a game where you play as Agent 47; a hitman exclusively trained in the art of throwing a mixture of expired Spaghetti cans and cannon balls at all those who cross your path (while dressed as Santa, of course).

Probably the best heisting game I've played....considering that I got it before any of that GTA or sequelitis whatevers, I find this to be a fantastic game. Payday: The Heist is also much more ridiculous and, frankly, a bit more awesome than it's sequel, because the payday gang starts off by stealing panic rooms, burning people alive, and blowing up bridges. Sadly, they retreat in Payday 2 to do petty jewelery store thefts and boring pollitical whatevers with russians. Personally, this is a wonderful creation of hyper-unrealism and shooting of construction equipment.

This game is Fantastic. There is nothing better than a ridiculous amount of fencing/swordplay combined with hand-to-hand beat-downs, not to mention kicking dirtbags in the mouth! The basis of killing your foes multiple times and eventually being eaten, usually in less than 5 minutes at a time! Games are fast paced and there's no time for error, only time to destroy your foes!

If Metroid was like The Binding of Isaac, this would be that.