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Jorple Jan 3, 2016 @ 4:42am 
I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.
Jorple Dec 24, 2015 @ 12:41pm 
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Jorple Nov 1, 2015 @ 1:46pm 
Boy! That Bob Ross sure likes to wash his brush! Have to admire his rhythm while he does it! Smooth and constant. Doesn't miss a stroke! Who knew the secret to a healthy brush was rubbing the bristles, or the tip, if you prefer, lightly against a wire mesh and keeping it odorless! No wonder he's called The Happy Painter! It's also great how the cameramen participate by allowing Bob to lightly "freckle" them with his odorless fluids as he beats the devil out of his brush and occasionally flings it across the studio. What a scamp! I wish I could clean my brush with such voracity! I just roughly grasp it, scrub it violently against the side of something and shove it back into my box. Where I keep all my other abused brushes. Dirty brush.... I see you over there. Mocking me. Ridiculing me. Oh just you wait until I pull you out again....
Jorple Sep 15, 2015 @ 2:21pm 
It's fascinating how merely substituting the word "rule34" and adding a lighthearted tone can magically make the sentence "Someone please share with me some porn of a grown woman and an underage boy, but illustrated so it's deemed acceptable by society." perfectly okay. Like how one day enjoying porn on a public train is horrifyingly offensive, but the next day all these women are reading Fifty Shades of Grey and no one bats an eyelid.
Jorple Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:43pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Jorple Jul 16, 2015 @ 11:41pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅