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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
All of this content and more was promised at the 2020 launch. Calling the DLC "expansive" is like calling a baker who sells the cake and frosting separate a "good deal". CD Projekt Red deserves no praise for this last minute paid update.
Posted October 3, 2023.
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982.3 hrs on record (823.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brilliant lads
Posted September 17, 2020.
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860.9 hrs on record (493.3 hrs at review time)
CYKA BLYAT IF U DONT PLAY RUSSIANS YOU DONT WIN NAHOUI, RUSSIAN BIAS WILL WIN ALWAYS.

(American Strato Fortress) - Was very good, had many bomb, had good gun

(Russian Copy of Strato Fortress) - HAS 20mm CANNON INSTEAD OF PUNY MACHINE GUN AND IT GO 200 KMPH FASTER AND IT HAVE MORE BOMB, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

In other words buy this game it's fun lol.
Posted November 23, 2017.
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48.2 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My favorite character is a chickien that has a samurai sword, can slow moe, and when killed, runs around with his head cut off. He also deflects gun bullet with his sword :O

Also, you can play as a fish, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steroid muscle builder.

Also you get to fight robot dogs, and crows with masks and guns.

If you have not bought this game already, the add to cart button is right up there ^

10/10 one of my fav games <3
Posted April 23, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1,444.6 hrs on record (964.6 hrs at review time)
I got banned from my fav server after 1050 hours of trolling.



-0/10
Posted December 23, 2014.
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10.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
I rate 69/3 for these reasons:

The grafics distory any BF4 or Crysis 4

The gameplay is so realistic I almost sh*t my pants wean I sat on the toliet in the game.

The sounds are vary realistic from anything to the sh*t flying in your face to the pudden pops your eating.

The game is so cheap mean, only 68.99 $ dollers at the second hand store.

And also did I tell you about the amount of 15$ dlc that has no f*cking point of being there and we buy it for some reason, yeah like adding your goat a beard is 5$, so worth it!

So I have just explaned why this game is the best, plz liek.
Posted October 24, 2014.
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71.2 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
In my case I found Valiant Hearts/Soldats Inconnus Mémoires de la Grande Guerre one of the most touching and well, unforgitable videogame I'have ever played! Most games that are set in the World Wars have a mind of killing, shooting, and well, your charictar is a beast. Here, your charicters are not super captain Mericas. No they have troube climing ledges and throwing items. And the graphical art style is amazing, smple, but amazing! The puzzles combine WW1 catostrphys and just, puzzles! The amount of connection that you reach with these charictars are amazing! I fealt like they were real! Now as I don't want to spoil anything, I want to say that the ending of the game, was, well. It was a tisue box dispenser, so touching it almost made me cry. And the amount of fealing you have threw the game it is, wow! Now the cons. The puzzles may get a bit boring, at least I found, but it was only 1 or 2 puzzles, and thats all I found bad. The games cut seens are amazing as well. There is no real voice acting just some "Yeah" "Merica" "Hmmm"'s And you do get a pet dog, and, he is awsome. You will find connections with this charictars threw out the game, because this game has such an awsome storey and the time period is perfect. If I was in IGN or PCGamer. I would give this game a 11/10!
Posted July 1, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
951.4 hrs on record (136.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game is by any case or point like a BF or C.o.d.

This game has no super AC-130's no nukes no tanks no nothin!
That might sound boring but it is not!
The game is amazing you have to put in so much moar than just run around and kill.
You have to talk to your te m mates and play safe. Buy the right weapons at the right time!
Throw a granade and blind a enemy, then take them out.
What makes this game great for me is the team work and the just the love for it *I just can't tell why, I just love the game!*
This is not like C.O.D. wean 1 preson guns down a whole team. No, if you just run in with no help, even with super skill! You will get gunned down. So you need to tell your team mates so they can help.
And the learning curv for this game is the gun recoil and clutch. Yeah the game is fully based on recoil. You have to studdy and try and try agen to get the best shot! I with 160 hours is still haveing a blast! With new gun skins everymonth and new maps! Yeah there are skins in this game. Kinda based on TF2 with *Stat Trak* Being like a *Strange* and knifes being like hats. So yeah this is Vavle. And if you know valve they like making money of pixels. So yeah items can range from 00.2 cents, to 1000$. So yeah, there is that. But the guns don't make you better, they don't do anything! So this game does not force you to buy things after you buy the game! If your looking for a new FPS or tacticool shooter, or you liek war-team work shooter.


If you want to know the bases of the game it is that there is two teams. (Terrorist) and (Counter terrorists)
Terrorists try to plant a bomb and make it explode. They have A, or B bomb site and they have to plant the bomb and try to protect it till it goes boom. The counter terrorists want to kill all the terrorists, or if the terrorsits planted the bomb they try to defuse it. If the bomb explodes the Terrorists win. If the bomb is defused the Counter terrorists win. IF the Terrorists kill all of the Counter terrorists the The terrorists win. And if the Counter terrorists kill all of the terrorists. And also the Terrorists get a time limit, if that time limit runs out before they plant the bomb or kill all of the Counter terrorists, they lose.

There is also a hostage saveing game. Which you can think of what it is.


Thank you for reading my review! Sorry for eny Eeeeglish mistakes I made. Im not that great....




*This game was breath taking 10000000000/10
Posted May 1, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,700.9 hrs on record (316.9 hrs at review time)
This game is great funny fun funky I give it a 10/10 -Pug games
Posted May 27, 2013.
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