ok pal you are getting a hefty serving of... KNUCKLE SANDWICH! heh im pretty alpha like that, and i am not afraid to unleash my inner demon all over these filthy betas! Alpha OUT!

No? It"s me ... weird

this profile picture is NOT me

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

+rep gg wp! Fun Piggy; snatched my wig

As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting hues of pink and orange across the sky, Chad stood atop the hilltop, his perfectly coiffed hair catching the last rays of daylight. With his popped collar polo shirt and designer jeans, he gazed into the distance, his eyes scanning for his next conquest. Suddenly, his phone buzzed with a notification - a message from his crush, Stacy. "Hey Chad, just wanted to let you know, your hair looked totally dreamy today in math class," the text read. Grinning from ear to ear, Chad replied with a cringe-worthy emoji-laden message, complete with an unnecessary winking face and a plethora of heart emojis. "Thanks, Stacy! Can't wait to see you tomorrow. Maybe we can grab a pumpkin spice latte and talk about how magical life is when we're together? 😉❤️✨" Chad hit send, feeling simultaneously proud of his smoothness and slightly embarrassed at his own cheesiness.