spiff
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I sexually identify as Marco Rubio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. People say to me that a person being Marco Rubio is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. I'm having a surgeon install the ability to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what's doing, and the ability to know exactly what he's doing. From now on I want you guys to call me "President" and respect my right to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. If you can't accept me you're trying to change this country and need to check your Chris Christie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding that I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.



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A Plumber's Epic
At World 1, the story begins
a princess gone, a Koopa king wins.

A man in red, armed with a cool stache,
eats a mushroom and grows in a flash.

He hops down the hill, stomping all shells,
squishing all Goombas, with his mad skills.

At the end of the level he jumps on a pole,
losing 1-ups if he lands in a hole.

Our hero continues, the cycle moves on,
'till he reaches the castle, but the passion's all gone.

But he closes his eyes, and takes a deep breath,
and uses a Fire Flower to bring insta-death..

to the Koopa king's ego, and his castle as well,
and he saves the fair princess, which is quite swell.

So let this remind you to get outside more,
and get away from your Nintendo 64.

-a poem by spiff
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Heckel Funch Sep 5, 2022 @ 2:17pm 
Did Adam eat Eve's ass? Think about it. From the moment they were created to just before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit, they were exploring the Garden of Eve, as well as trying to understand each other. Was the time in-between a matter of days, or weeks? We do not know because we were not there. Despite Genesis being the official story, this Old Testament book was created for human understanding, thus we don't actually know. Therefore, Adam had plenty of time to experiment, despite not knowing what he was doing. One afternoon, Adam could've placed his hands on Eve's ass and decided, "Hm, this feels nice, I wonder what it tastes like?" Please keep in mind that the good Lord said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden, except the Apple of Eden. With this fact in consideration, Adam could have proceeded to eat Eve's ass without repercussions, with God looking on thinking: "Well, they aren't eating the Apple, so..." Lucky bastard...
Stroppa Jun 24, 2022 @ 1:58pm 
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pastyface Sep 13, 2019 @ 11:59am 
I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
Heckel Funch Sep 10, 2019 @ 1:40pm 
I literally can not even right now. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ of a teacher wont let me ♥♥♥♥ his daughter. I literally have the highest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade in his class, but instead he lets bloody mike ♥♥♥♥ her. Mike who doesn't even go to our school. I have asked him multiple times, politely as ♥♥♥♥, even bringing flowers for him to give to her, but he always says NO. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥. I have the highest grade and am the nicest guy he knows. He should want me plowing her every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day for a infinitesimal small chance of consummating her. I tried asking her myself but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ preschool security guard wont let me on campus anymore. Life just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates me.
pastyface Dec 17, 2016 @ 10:04am 
🍆it's that time of season🍆 👌🏻time for baby making👈🏻👀It's 12 inches👀 😏she's been a naughty girl😏😉she wants to get something inside of her😉👅lick it a lot👅 MERRY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆it's that time of season🍆 👌🏻time for baby making👈🏻👀It's 12 inches👀 😏she's been a naughty girl😏😉she wants to get something inside of her😉👅lick it a lot👅 MERRY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆it's that time of season🍆 👌🏻time for baby making👈🏻👀It's 12 inches👀 😏she's been a naughty girl😏😉she wants to get something inside