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Democracy prevails

Without any second thoughts one of the best games i've ever played. This 4x strategy game combines a beautiful, immersive fantasy world with the addictive 4x gameplay (like in Civ 5, only way better imo) to create a game where you can spend hours exploring every corner of the world yet it never gets boring. Especially with the DLCs, that add new units, factions and gameplay elements this game is really worth the price.

If you like strategy games and haven't bought it yet, do it. Really great game.

Playing this game of cards resulted in starvation, getting beaten/mauled/poisoned/shot/slammed/kicked until i died, mutilation, getting crushed by rocks, dehydrating in the desert because apparently i am too dumb to ask somebody for directions and also nightmares because i got sexually assaulted by tentacle monsters multiple times.
So yeah, i like it and i don't know how to feel about that.

Play Chess. But do it FOR THE EMPEROR!

No really, it's a silly idea, but generally pretty fun.

Best Storytelling ever! 10/10

After a few hours of doing sh*t, after some hours actually doing the story missions and after even more hours trying to learn how to drive a f*cking car for 200 meters withough running over 10 civillians and half a dozen street lights i still don't really know if i should recommend this game or not.
-Hacking, the biggest feature of this game, is really powerful but can also cause a lot of accidents, e.g. if you want to lower a crane but your profiler thinks you want to overload a steam pipe and blow up the whole damn road. And it gets boring quite fast. AND some of the thing (e.g. hacking traffic lights) are mostly completely useless.
-Driving sucks. Horrible car physics, if you ever want to get from point A to B without more accidents than your insurance can ever pay, try using a gamepad so you will only kill half of Chicagos citizens.
-Extremely ret*rded civillian AI (gangsters shoot at you, civs call the cops so they can shoot you as well, they jump right in front of your car, etc.)
-The story is a bit shiftless at the beginning (you is some guy and some other guy killed your nice. go find him! revenge!!) but it gets better after a few hours.
-The story missions are mostly just some side missions/mini games (e.g. infiltrate the area and knock down someone, chase a car and steal data from it, hack into a private apartment, etc.) and someone is talking to you.
-The shooter mechanics are kinda alright, (by far) not the best i've ever seen, but still ok.
-Some funny characters that made me laugh a lot
-F*ck Uplay. Period.
Overall, this game is far far away from all the hype it has caused. Sadly. This game really has some great ideas but Ubisoft messed it up. Again. Wait till this game is on sale or Ubi$oft finally fixed most of the issues (including the extremely annoying driving mechanics).
Overall, 4.5/10. Sadly.

No, this game isn't the cheap brother of FarCry. This game is basically like Minecraft underwater... only it's better. You will get used to the simple machanics pretty fast, the game does not lag and it looks very nice. The music adds some great atmosphere while you are diving to gather resources, hunt down fishes or fight predators trying to eat you alive. At the very beginning the game can be pretty hard and sometimes scary, but once you know how to get enough food you won't starve anymore. There is plenty of stuff you can do, and as this is "only" the early access version, i'm sure this game will be great once it's finished. However, there is one downside: You can't play with friends at the moment, i hope they will make a coop mode as this game is great for coop imo.
Overall, i love that game and i can't wait to see what the devs are going to make of it. Right now, 9.9/10 because there is no Coop mode.

Yes the game is really short. But it's friggin funny. You are "Polyblank", an agent who has to complete various missions for the director. But that "story", as funny as it is, is not as interesting as the levels themselves. You can do a lot of sh*t, explore, do a few sidequests. Still, the game is over after about 3 hours. But these 3 hours were extremly funny. Jazzpunk features a lot of minigames (e.g. Wedding Qake... awesome+) that you can play as much as you like.
Overall, what Jazzpunk lacks in length it makes up with humor and jokes. You WILL love it.

Simply put, this game is funny. It's not the best game i've ever played, but it is worth it's money.
Story: Screw that. You came to kill zombies, right? Right.
Gameplay: 2D sidescrolling zombie survival game. Sounds great? Right. You have your base that you need to defend. You can upgrade your defenses (better barricade, boxes, turrets, etc,). And you really wanna do that because when the night starts a sh*tload of zombies is coming for you. Around your base you wil find 4 areas (2 left, 2 right) but they only look different, so it doesn't really matter where you wanna go. These areas change, you might find some wrecked vehicles that you can dismantel to get some extra scrap. With that scrap you can buy weapons at the store in your base, you can buy ammo and medkits and you can use it to buy the barricades and turrets i've mentioned earlier.
Graphic/Sound: I really like the style of the game. The models/animations are simple but they still look pretty damn good. The sound is alright, the "dialogues" are pretty funny.
Downsides: The only 2 things i don't like about the game are that you can't choose your character (Russian, American, German) right from the beginning. You first have to find them in the areas around your base. The second thing i don't like is: No. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. multiplayer. Seriously. WHY?! It would be so much fun to play with 2 friends and try to survive the ♥♥♥♥ out of this game. 3 different characters but only one person to control them? Ok, you can switch through them as soon as you find them but come on...
As this game is really cheap (4.99€ for me), i totally recommend to buy it. Even though you can only play it alone, it still is really great.