Recent reviews by Pikachu On Meth

It's alright

The modding community saved this DLC after all

Ok now for real, I enjoyed this DLC, it was fun, for a while, sad it had to be a modder (don't remember his/her/it's name) to make me play as the ERE wich i so wanted to play as, overall the factions vannilla go like this: 1 horde faction, being able to turn into a fixed ground faction 8like normal empires) and the rest is normal ones, adding the public order penality, AI doesn't even try to attack me, nor defend their precious lands even with full stacks.
I only recommend this game with the the mod i mentioned before.
For 15€, don't get it, only 10€ or below.
Almost forgot note: It's a shame they didn't added the UK, because i would have loved to play as the anglo-saxons, or the many factions that split later (if my history memory stands correctly ^^'')
Overall: 6-ish/10 for it's price tag

Used a cat as a shotgun add-on
10/10

I enjoy this game in general, as much as i wanted to give a thumbs up, with the stupid DLC's (pay for blood and pukes on battle and nordic factions, c'mon CA) I sadly can't.
If you don't want to pay an imcomplete game, go for Rome 1, but if you want just to have fun, go for it and buy both

Made the Great Wall of Rome
Ethiopian people were the most well fed nation
Found artillery equipment in ancient ruins
Can't make a plantation of bananas without calendars
Nuked 5 cities and destroyed the navy but yet they still refused peace
Invented the internet before inventig the computers

10/10

Me and my friends at ukranian job death wish stealthing it for easy achievment LIKE A BAUSE

We waiting for drill to wait wich was forever and it jammed every 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seconds

20 seconds before the drill ended its loooong job a noob joined

He went full rampage wich means killing all civs

Cops wich by that i reffer to 5 cloakers on the store

friends get pwnd but since i had inspire i got them up

Went to the van

No mission succesful screen

Noob looting the store like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron

We get our asses kickeds by 4 dozers

Noob died

Mission failed

Noob blames me just because i was V-100 wich in his mind he thought i was super man

Friend kicks noob

Repeat mission

Same ♥♥♥♥ happens

Friend notices the server was public

11/10 would get pwnd by dozers and cloakers, fix drills and throw bags