Shinbo

mfw kernel starts to panic
mfw ram reads sequentially
mfw motherboard becomes pregnant again
mfw monitor starts flickering
mfw webcam checks my facebook
mfw cat7 bluetooth discoverable
mfw wifi cable starts to smoke
mfw keyboard has a dead pixel
mfw hdd fans turn on
mfw keyboard needs returning
mfw ssd starts clicking
mfw the loops coolant turns into heatant
mfw the liquid crystal display solidifies
mfw missed the universal serial bus
mfw io shield breaks under the weight of a battleaxe
mfw the heatsink is rising
mfw the floating point unit starts sinking
mfw the memory management unit gets alzheimer's
mfw the solid state drive goes nationwide
mfw page pool memory ran out of chlorine
mfw swap partition wants to settle down and start a family
mfw both ends of the USB cable are intersex
mfw serial port runs out of milk
mfw ethernet becomes a neithernet
mfw x.org redirects to x.com
mfw the 3.5" floppy becomes hard
mfw the southbridge starts pointing north
mfw resistor becomes submissive
mfw laser mouse starts to burn a hole in the mousepad
mfw popped the kernel
mfw the hard drive needs viagra
mfw motherboard took the kids
mfw daughterboard starts an onlyfans
mfw event manager gets demoted
mfw kernel pops
mfw SaaS software starts talking back
mfw any key lights up
mfw child process gets orphaned
mfw mint updated a fresh install
mfw cpu branches get used for firewood
mfw cpu threads get woven
mfw search tree becomes non binary
mfw linter catches fire
mfw serial bus drove away
mfw keyboard doesn't fit the lockboard
mfw kernel popped in the microwave
mfw firewall won't ignite
mfw web workers form a union
mfw scroll bar has no drinks on the tap