Penis man

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

Hi honey, I think I left the stove on can you please turn it off? thanks! Also can you please put take the chicken out of the freezer to defrost, I'm gonna cook it tonight, thanks!

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I? Peanut butter.

+rep Best 'It Takes Two' player, he let me be the girl character and he be the boy character with the massive GYAT

Ever since I’ve been an adult out of my parents’ house at 18, my mom has copied me.

She has copied at least three of my perfumes. She will just smell them and be like “what is that? I need to get it too.” Which I hate so much because I feel like perfume is so personal.

She also copies my vacations. Like all the time. I was really short with her like three months ago after we went on a Valentine’s Day trip to a destination a few hours away because she was texting me all like “where did you stay? Was it expensive? How much did it cost with taxes?” I was literally like “let me look that up for you on hotels.com” so she would get the point.