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kobiasfunke / funkwagon   New York, United States
 
 
I like Scorching Flames.

http://ibless.therains.downin.africa/

i_boof_bath_salts : r4peism
i_boof_bath_salts : on kbsfnk
i_boof_bath_salts : again
i_boof_bath_salts : simple stuff really
i_boof_bath_salts : plus takes my ♥♥♥♥ daily
[SourceComms] ADMIN: Issued an extended gag on i_boof_bath_salts for 120 minutes (reason: [AutoGag]Racism).


savant 26 minutes ago
you wasted ur life on tf2 for me to be better than you

lanza 36 minutes ago
10,000 hours and you play like that


HEAVY UPDATE : PYRO I HOPE YOUR GRANDMA DIES AND YOU GET THE NEWS WHILE YOU'RE FAPPING


L@z@rus Apr 15, 2020 @ 11:07am
-rep he starts losing a duel against using body shots as sniper and he still lost! XD Get rekt enjoy the duel loss cuck XD


*SPEC* pimpedbanger666 : im not plahing against
*SPEC* pimpedbanger666 : thast adadadad
*SPEC* pimpedbanger666 : anymore
*SPEC* pimpedbanger666 : so retarded LLMAO
*SPEC* pimpedbanger666 : like ur just strafe aiming
*SPEC* pimpedbanger666 : and not even aiming


Current profile pic is Spyro from the Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Currently Offline
The Great Wall
*DEAD* Gary The Clone : aim ♥♥♥♥♥♥

JollyHoovy(merrychristmas!) : i hate how some kids put their steam name like this: XxX360_noscope_kid_XxX
* kbsfnk changed name to XxX360_noscope_kid_XxX

Villa73 : daddy is doing aimbot

1:00 AM - Best Teeth™: is a thick chicken called a thiccen?
1:00 AM - kbsfnk: ...that's a really good question
1:00 AM - kbsfnk: if it's not, it should be

slayer1345 : HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DO U KILL THE SENTRY
slayer1345 : ITS ♥♥♥♥ STUPID

10:44 PM - JEWMAN410: Skip Class, Eat Ass. That's how Bruce Wayne became the Batman

6:52 PM - kbsfnk: is there anything on earth that you would pick the emoji movie over
6:53 PM - Diet Woke: getting ♥♥♥♥♥

kbsfnk: my ♥♥♥♥ is hard enough to synthesize diamonds
mfw my balls drop: minecraft diamonds?
kbsfnk: yes.
kbsfnk: minecraft diamonds.

kbsfnk: look at ur chest and spell attic ♥♥♥♥♥
Cloud Tumble is now Online.
Cloud Tumble: A titty I see
Cloud Tumble: Oh ♥♥♥♥
Cloud Tumble: wait
Cloud Tumble: You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

10:15 PM - BlowJob Blazkowicz: are you a retardo ricardo

2:21 PM - kbsfnk: you know what I do after that?
2:22 PM - Cloud Tumble: Piss on the graves of orphans?
2:22 PM - kbsfnk: No.
2:22 PM - kbsfnk: I take the milk
2:22 PM - kbsfnk: and pour it into a bowl
2:22 PM - kbsfnk: and put the cereal in SECOND.
2:22 PM - Cloud Tumble: I'm calling the police

LoneWolf: i just watched my first logan paul video
kbsfnk: my condolences
LoneWolf: guy is off his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut
LoneWolf: oblivious to how obnoxious hes being constantly
kobiasfunke: did you just combine "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts" and "off his rocker" into a single statement?
LoneWolf: ye
kbsfnk: you're a genius

1:45 PM - sr-scd!: wanna know why they're called team liquid?
1:46 PM - sr-scd!: cause they're not a solid team

2:04 PM - kbsfnk: if you married hitler's daughter
2:04 PM - kbsfnk: would you call her "adolph titler" in the bedroom
2:04 PM - Toto - Africa: does she have the iconic moustache
2:04 PM - Toto - Africa: if so, i'd bang

8:18 PM - sr-scd!: i've renamed a villager to "logan paul"
8:18 PM - sr-scd!: and he trades emeralds for rotten flesh
8:18 PM - kbsfnk: LMAO

12:32 AM - kbsfnk: ♥♥♥♥ me I'm so bored
12:33 AM - Twaifu!: you better be careful who you say that to :^)

9:42 AM - sr "video games" scd!: i can't stop dabbing

[BF] Dirty Dan: "Oh god, it's a brony. Kill it before it lays eggs."

11:20 AM - smol ruwin: I got in a car crash yesterday
11:20 AM - smol ruwin: so I've got that going for me
11:20 AM - kbsfnk: did you die?
11:20 AM - smol ruwin: yes
11:20 AM - kbsfnk: rip smol ruwin
11:20 AM - kbsfnk: he died of death

False positive : ok im slapping you half way to albikerky

*DEAD* SpaghettiIsReady : hey fellas wanna hear a joke
Ice³ : shoot
SpaghettiIsReady : how did the medic get to work
SpaghettiIsReady : he called an UBER

2:35 PM - [robot noises]: roses are red
2:35 PM - [robot noises]: violets are blue
2:35 PM - [robot noises]: everybody in uganda knows kung fu

3:38 AM - kbsfnk: beat your meat to oliver sweet
3:39 AM - ChildBeater9000: who the ♥♥♥♥ are you

6:50 PM - Dan Schneider: you ever beat your meat so much in so little time that you feel bad for it

*DEAD* builderzaz : press alt +f4
ParkourBoy left the game (Disconnect by user.)

1:29 PM - kbsfnk: bippidy dippidy boppidy bay
1:29 PM - Obsidian: Wut
1:29 PM - kbsfnk: i now diagnose you with infinite gay
1:29 PM - Obsidian: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

5:49 PM - kbsfnk: /spawn_ai ComGarrett 1
5:49 PM - super saiyan balla yo holla: garrett wants u to read fanfics

12:47 PM - Qualia: futa is a gateway drug to gay

10:35 PM - Thrustmaster 6001: Turn my Wheel: so uh
10:35 PM - Thrustmaster 6001: Turn my Wheel: Africa the contintent came first
10:35 PM - kbsfnk: negatory
10:35 PM - kbsfnk: toto - africa has been around since the dawn of mankind
10:40 PM - kbsfnk: that's how jesus convinced the world that he was the son of god
10:40 PM - kbsfnk: he played them toto - africa
10:41 PM - Thrustmaster 6001: Turn my Wheel: Dang Ive been listening to much in school
10:41 PM - kbsfnk: and everyone was just like "okay well he must be the son of god"
10:41 PM - kbsfnk: "no liar could drop a verse so fresh"

4:20 PM - Family Guy Funny Moments: i hate this guy so much
4:20 PM - Family Guy Funny Moments: i wish i could just eat his kids
4:20 PM - kbsfnk: WTF LMAO

chad: Did you just deepthroat a baguette?

Best Teeth™: If he doesn't drink the 'become-a-human-again-juice' he'll be stuck as a fish forever

1:02 AM - Your Fave Yiffable Purple Dragon: i was joshing and draking'

1:16 AM - (λ) Erik J.: drake
1:16 AM - (λ) Erik J.: where's the door hole
1:16 AM - kbsfnk: it's right there
1:16 AM - kbsfnk: see, I drew it with magic marker
1:16 AM - (λ) Erik J.: you were supposed to cut it out with the power saw
1:17 AM - kbsfnk: dude, I'm gonna!
1:17 AM - (λ) Erik J.: oh really
1:17 AM - kbsfnk: YES
1:17 AM - (λ) Erik J.: then go get the power saw
1:17 AM - kbsfnk: okay, I will!
1:17 AM - kbsfnk: *bonk*
1:17 AM - kbsfnk: ...I see the problem
1:17 AM - (λ) Erik J.: OH DO YA

Best Teeth™: you know what RPG stands for?
kbsfnk: Russian Propelled Grenade
Best Teeth™: LOL
Best Teeth™: basically

12:54 AM - Twaifu!: Just imagine Spyro wearing leggings oWo

1:42 AM - kbsfnk: i thought you were asking me what I was doing
1:42 AM - Twaifu!: i know what you're doing silly
1:42 AM - kbsfnk: did you just call me silly OwO
1:42 AM - Twaifu!: rawr
1:42 AM - Twaifu!: ;3
1:43 AM - kbsfnk: rawr xD

[10:23 AM] kbsfnk: she even dresses like satan
[10:23 AM] kbsfnk: that's pretty kinky

8:21 PM - kbsfnk: they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
8:22 PM - kbsfnk: so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
8:22 PM - kbsfnk: it's all because some hacker stole my identity
8:22 PM - kbsfnk: now I'm here in every evening servin' chowder 'n' iced tea
8:23 PM - kbsfnk: shoulda gone to freecreditreport.com , I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
8:23 PM - kbsfnk: they monitor your credit and send you email alerts so you don't end up sellin' fish to tourists in t-shirts
8:29 PM - Hometown Cuck: kobe did you just put a paid ad in chat
8:29 PM - kbsfnk: it's not paid, it's free
8:29 PM - kbsfnk: freecreditreport.com
8:29 PM - kbsfnk: :^)

3:47 PM - kbsfnk: what if lex luthor used kryptonite-laced flex tape to contain superman
3:47 PM - HappyWave Spawn Cast: Zack Snyder wants to know your location

3:11 AM - kbsfnk: do you like nazi men or ♥♥♥♥♥ more?
3:11 AM - ♥ Bec the ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥: yes
3:11 AM - kbsfnk: good answer

Disrupter64 : im actually happy that i am dominated by family guy moments

2:49 PM - sr-scd!: *DEAD* isaac : bruh these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scouts

Neato : why did lucy took the gorls?
[Goddess] thehowl5657 : she just did
lucy took the gorls : she took me to divorce court and took the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorls
[Goddess] thehowl5657 : 1984
lucy took the gorls : literally 1984
IndigO : who the ♥♥♥♥ is lucy
lucy took the gorls : my ex wife lucy wilde
lucy took the gorls : she took my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorls
[Goddess] thehowl5657 : gru was married???
lucy took the gorls : i was :(
THC_BooF : lol
lucy took the gorls : now i all have left are my minions

sir-scudio!: necrophilia is pretty hot
sir-scudio!: gachiBASS Clap

absolute mongoloid: can you please stop eating my ass out sir

stabbyspy321xD : holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ n word

[5:44 PM] sr-scd!: gotta love shooting the disabled

Sakiisa Lee: Walking is for poor people

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ttv/Alxandear May 10 @ 6:59pm 
+rep always survivor. Unfortunately a victim of a terribly fatherless person. :C Ggwp Glnm gamer
Meow🐾 Apr 22 @ 11:09am 
yooo wsupp
Jukebox Mar 10 @ 3:54pm 
Certified member of the scorching squad +Rep
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GAMER leon in a sea of imposter leons. +rep
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+rep juicer leon
alan woke Jan 27 @ 3:45pm 
die