Recent reviews by Stanik

I had a blast playing through the game and I know I'll miss my trusty pawn :(

This game is a rootin-tootin good time with a side of vegetable justice served up fresh. Turnip for what!

Player: Struggling to figure out a puzzle in the game

Voice 1: "Come on, it's right there! Just turn the lever to the left!"

Voice 2: "No, no, no! You're going the wrong way!"

Voice 3: "Wait, what are you doing? Why are you wasting time? Just look at the symbols, it's obvious!"

Player: getting frustrated "Can you all just...shut up for a second? I'm trying to concentrate here."

Black Mesa facility and those pesky headcrabs. It's a tough world out there, where it's either "crab or be crabbed!" These little buggers sure know how to ruin your day!

10/10 would "accidentally" run over innocent bystanders again

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West Premium Edition is a wild adventure with a pig, a monkey, and a dominant teen. In short, it's like a weird spin-off of The Wizard of Oz.

The only thing more definitive than this edition is my decision to never go exploring in real caves.

It's like being part of the weirdest group therapy in the galaxy, but with more explosions and less feelings.

I'm questioning whether my character is the hero or just the local tavern's unpaid janitor

Lailai