Recent reviews by Captain Cock-Knuckles

It's Halo

Lets me have crazy animated wallpapers, its pretty good

Can summarize this game in 3 simple words


WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥


10/10, I want to die

At first glance Shovel Knight may just look like your generic "Classic" style game, but it's honestly far from it

It's one of the best 8bit style game I've played for a while now, the story was good, the stages were absolutely beautiful, the controls were flawless, the boss fights were interesing, and all the characters are memorable in their own special way.

I highly recommend anyone to pick up this game today, tomorrow, the next day, maybe even yesterday.

10/10

Have you ever sat down and really just wondered what it would be like to be a Queen?

If so, totally the game for you!

I've just recently started playing it and already love it. It is surprisingly complex with the choices/training you can do, and boy howdy do you really suffer the consquences when you mess up.

Over all

10/10

GOTY 4EVER

The brutally twisted adventure of Isaac is just beautiful.

What other game has your mother trying to kill you, so you stab a coathanger through your head and use dead babies as minions to fight her?

Playable with 1 hand if you try hard enough

If you like running around wildy, while decapitating and otherwise brutally murdering things,

You might be a psychopath

So instead of doing that, play this game

Its a barrel of laughs and a crate of giggles