Recent reviews by Bearly Thinking

If you like Bethesda games, you'll like this. If you don't like Bethesda games, you won't like this. I like Bethesda games.

Probably the most boring game I've played in a very long time. Not even remotely enjoyable.

Absolute mess of a game. Balance is nonexistent, so enjoy playing Shaggy or losing. Buggy mess of a cash grab.

Wanted to like this game, but holy cow is it expensive for what you get. This would be a 5 star mobile game if it sold for a couple bucks. But $10 for an RNG game that I beat in 30 minutes is NOT worth it.

I have never felt the emotion this game made me feel before. Wonder? Joy? Sadness? Fear?

I can't explain it, but it's fantastic. Play this game.

Nearly a decade after initial release, this game is still riddled with with game-breaking glitches. A literal missing bridge has kept me from completing one of the final missions of the game. So if you feel like sinking dozens of hours into a game without any payoff of completing the storyline, go for it. Enjoy.

Unresolved bugs make servers unjoinable, rendering the game nothing more than a training ground and an exercise in frustration. This has been true for two years. I sincerely hope the devs get their ♥♥♥♥ together and fix these issues, since the rest of the game seems fun.