dude playing garrys mod before I was born

Recently I had the same thing happen, a TSA agent ordered me into the side room for a search but he kept insisting there was something in my pants that was hard and shaped like a gun (it wasn't a gun it was just my penis) I told him that it was just my penis but he still insisted I take my pants off and at the time I wasn't wearing any underwear so he could just, clearly see that it was my penis, he was probably legally blind or something because then he started groping saying ♥♥♥♥ like "Gotta make sure this thing has the safety on" but I keep telling the guy that its not a firearm, so he's just sitting there basically jacking me off but his phone starts ringing and he just, leaves?!?! he just left like, out of nowhere, ran pretty fast too, so I thought to myself that must mean i'm free to go so, i pull up my pants and leave the mens bathroom, honestly not sure if that was even normal TSA routine, must've been a special branch of the TSA cuz his shirt wasn't blue

What happened I noticed you vanished...

eh, i have fun from time to time

Clearly, you don't seem to enjoy living

♥♥♥ loser