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Recent reviews by Malazan

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2 people found this review helpful
23.1 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
I got an achievement, proclaiming there are "more than 44 concurrent players". I like it. I don't know why. I really like this game and I really don't know why.
Posted May 19. Last edited May 19.
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3 people found this review helpful
29.9 hrs on record
No new content. The devs are the laziest devs one can imagine, who rely on people making mods to keep this ♥♥♥♥ of a game going. Nobody cares about your shi.tty community tales.
Posted May 7.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
53.9 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
It's not that hard. You see, some fights are lost even before starting them.
Posted March 24.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This is the worst game I have ever downloaded.
Posted January 21.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.2 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You know what.. I like this more than Dwarf Fortress. It would be really cool to also have z-levels, but as it stands the game's strengths more than enough make up for it. Tarn ♥♥♥.ked up the steam release of Dwarf Fortress so bad by including idiotic mouse controls and completely removing the old keyboard controls, that I had to find a suitable alternative. This is game is superior by far.
Posted January 17.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
8.6 hrs on record
Ok you know what? f.uck nature. f.uck the spiders. f.uck the Nokken. f.uck the village idiot and especially f.uck the flute player.
I hate this game.
I recommend it 100%
Posted January 7. Last edited January 7.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I hate this game. fu.ck the spiders. f.uck the flamethrowers and F.UCK poison
Posted December 2, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
* Caleb throws a Dynamite, exploding enemies *
also Caleb: "LOL, LMAO EVEN"
Posted May 29, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
This is insanely well done! Doom-like combat in 40k. Though I hope I can play as something else at some point, such as a blood raven, instead of a blueberry...
Posted May 23, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.6 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
My character ate mushrooms.
I had to go and pee.
Came to the 'Game Over' screen. My character died. By drowning. In his own vomit.
Great game
Posted March 1, 2023. Last edited May 26, 2023.
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