The Phili-Piano
Ophelia Pemberton   Seattle, Washington, United States
Level
80
DNA Twister V1
100 XP
 
 
:yawning_creep: :GunfireRebornlove: Girl Pilled | Weak Willed | Maid Slave in training :GunfireRebornlove: :yawning_creep:
:mean_creep: :monster_egg: I can't stop thinking about sniffing Yoshi's eggs :monster_egg: :mean_creep:
:happy_creep: :winter2019happybulb: If you're reading this, please tell me that I'm cute :winter2019happybulb: :happy_creep:

This user is constantly ablaze with feelings of lust.
They are bored by reality and would rather disappear
utterly and forever into a world of made-up fantasy.
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How to smell feet in Counter-Strike 2
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Counter-Strike 2
This guide explores best ways of smelling feet in Counter-Strike 2
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123.2 hours past 2 weeks
500 hrs on record
last played on Jun 4
Warframe
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Achievement Progress   33 of 79
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Comments
Mr.Concertina Apr 12 @ 1:14pm 
Hello, my beautiful Goddess. I saw your profile and figured I’d try writing to you. I can’t disrespect a girl, ‘cause it’s not in me. I’m a gentleman. Quite honestly, it sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model, having trouble meeting someone. I’m not trying to give you a line, but you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I’d love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon!
Mr.Concertina Mar 13 @ 5:58pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Sylvir Feb 29 @ 6:04am 
Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
Blitz Feb 26 @ 2:24am 
Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!
https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
Mr.Concertina Feb 25 @ 5:27pm 
Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
The Phili-Piano Feb 25 @ 2:05pm 
please stop telling me about final fantasy fourteen please i am begging you all i just want to play my "we have vampire survivors at home" knock off games :angry_creep: