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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Heartfelt game about a boy and his love for his dad, Amazing story with great gameplay. Made me shed a few tears at one point. A real tearjerker ;_;
Posted September 2, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Homemade Tortilla (for 8 servings)

Prep : 30 mins
Cook : 25 mins

Ingredients :
- 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 3/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/4 cup vegetable shortening
- 1/2 cup hot water

Directions :
1. Whisk flour, salt, and baking powder together in a large bowl. Add vegetable shortening and work into flour mixture using a pastry cutter until it resembles coarse crumbs.
2. Form a well in the middle of flour mixture and mix in hot water. Work flour and water mixture together with a fork and transfer to a cutting board.
3. Knead until a smooth, soft dough is formed, about 3 minutes. Add more flour if dough is too sticky.
4. Place more flour on cutting board, cover dough with bowl, and let rest for 15 minutes.
5. Cut ball of dough into eight equal parts and cover until needed.
6. Roll out balls of dough either by hand or with a tortilla press.
7. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Place flattened tortilla in skillet and cook until it begins to bubble, about 1 minute. Flip tortilla over and cook for an additional minute. Flip again and cook for 1 more minute. Repeat with remaining dough.
Posted July 30, 2015.
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154.4 hrs on record (104.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
-me on my first loop ever-
ooohhh! what is this, a nuke launcher? sounds cool, let's try it out!
*fires nuke launcher*
*screen goes white and red with explosions*
*realises he's dead*
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CURSE YOU NUCLEAR THRONE!

10/10 fish can roll
Posted June 8, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
62.9 hrs on record (31.3 hrs at review time)
Homemade Tortilla (for 8 servings)

Prep : 30 mins
Cook : 25 mins

Ingredients :
- 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 3/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/4 cup vegetable shortening
- 1/2 cup hot water

Directions :
1. Whisk flour, salt, and baking powder together in a large bowl. Add vegetable shortening and work into flour mixture using a pastry cutter until it resembles coarse crumbs.
2. Form a well in the middle of flour mixture and mix in hot water. Work flour and water mixture together with a fork and transfer to a cutting board.
3. Knead until a smooth, soft dough is formed, about 3 minutes. Add more flour if dough is too sticky.
4. Place more flour on cutting board, cover dough with bowl, and let rest for 15 minutes.
5. Cut ball of dough into eight equal parts and cover until needed.
6. Roll out balls of dough either by hand or with a tortilla press.
7. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Place flattened tortilla in skillet and cook until it begins to bubble, about 1 minute. Flip tortilla over and cook for an additional minute. Flip again and cook for 1 more minute. Repeat with remaining dough.
Posted May 16, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.3 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
I highly recommend this game if you 1. like the Mega man genre, cause it plays alot like it with some of it's own features (in this case a good thing it plays a decent amount like it). 2. you like action platformers and lastly 3. U like games with a good amount of challenge. If you like all those things I can't think of a better game in this genre and yes it might even be better than mega man 9 and 10. music is also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great and theres like 50 tracks.

Something I don't really like about the game is theres much of the same enemy in different colours, with slightly different moves, this is mostly visable with the knights where for example stabs 1 time the other 2 times and another jumps aswell.
but this didnt bother me all that much. second thing that might need to get nerfed is HP potions, u can get cups for not a high price at a fellow in town, after that u can fill em up with liquids, 1 of them is a full restore, these cup fills are free btw, and when u have 10 hearts and restore em all with 1 potion is bvery hard to die especially since u can restore them after every level.

Great game, will grant you alot of fun for I'd say 6-8 hours for the main story, and after that u can collect all collectables and beat new game+, aswell as getting every achievement the game has.

My final score of the game is.... 8.5/10, AWESOME game, with some very minor issues
Posted July 6, 2014.
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0.7 hrs on record
10/10 best free to play model, no micro transactions shoved into my face totally not pay to win. would buy (if it cost money), but lucky it doesnt or this would be like day 2, garys incident.
Posted July 4, 2014.
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11,084.0 hrs on record (1,105.4 hrs at review time)
Chuck your life in a garbage bin then dig away a tunnel to hell throw the bin there and let your life burn there. Thats how it feels to play dota. 10/10 would recommend
Posted January 26, 2013. Last edited April 18, 2014.
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