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1 person found this review helpful
286.9 hrs on record (98.9 hrs at review time)
-some net issues
-fps below 60 f*cks you up
-some input lags (am not sure the reason of)

+good as kicking
+fluent feeling
+practice practice practice
+similar to "that" known game
+make 'em fly!!!
Posted August 31, 2020.
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0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Hacks! Hacks everywhere! Get your new hack of getting shot in the face without anyone actually seeing you!!!
Posted June 29, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
81.8 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
When you play Goal 3 on your "Micro Genius" and you are a fan from there on.
Posted November 21, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.5 hrs on record
I hated the way it made me feel in the and. I hated myself for being able to feel this way. Hated for being useless, never to be able to put out there something useful.

Well it is a good game. Does it have some missing parts? Yes it does. Could it have been better? Ofcourse it could have. But in the way it already is, it is a good game. And would recommend to anyone who would love to play a game that has melancholy and retro in its very essence.
Posted March 24, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.3 hrs on record
The ending... it made me feel like "that" again.
Posted February 16, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.5 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
It's taste is so retro and so good, It's... just... MMHMMHHMMMHMMMMHHM
Posted November 24, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
It's been more then a week and I just got what the "one hand mode" is for -_-'
Posted September 15, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
When the game throws the murderer right at your face but you think no game would do that so your firs 2 choices are wrong.
Posted August 30, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record
Phobia of short arms achieved!
Posted August 30, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Okay. I would like to point out that this is a 2D game that lags more than CS GO even when you are playing against bots. Good job devs, you achieved your life goal :D

Note: Even Egoraptor and Critikal couldn't lighten this situation.
Posted May 3, 2017.
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