Recent reviews by Mister E

It's as unforgiving and frustrating as it is complex and deep.

Like banging your head against a steel vault door, it all feels worth it in the end when you get to make the game your ♥♥♥♥♥ as opposed to the other way around.

Two words.

Madagascar

and Greenland.

If you want realism with that hint of arcade-y flare you'd expect from Cabela, then this game is perfect.

Although they're known mostly for gunning down monkeys with machine guns in the african plains, Cabela this time has taken a more realistic approach complete with sound sensitive animals, the wind carrying your scent, and different caliber weapons actually meaning anything against big game.

I swear those animals are psychic. Do so much as scratch your balls the wrong way and they'll be gone by the time you look back.

With a modding community as active and lively as DOOM or Half-Life, Sven Co-op has survived purely off of its fans ever since the turn of the century.

Although the technology is dated by modern standards, this serves its purpose just fine.

You see, there are no single player designed Sven maps. Playing Sven is like being part of a hivemind, like an ant in its colony.

You navagate around your world, you solve some puzzles, you die several times against enemies or mobs clearly designed for a server full of people, and you all strive towards a common goal at the end of the road. With the exception of campaigns, this makes each map like its own little episode. This means that no two maps are the same and the experience is new each time.

I never played it during its hayday, but playing it with friends or a server full of people who aren't trolls is an experience unlike any other.

Looks like a MSX game.

Sounds like a NES game.

Disgusting.


Other then that,
you play as cute grill who is also princess and you throw drugs at yuckies like you're some irresponsible pharmacist so that NPCs who are as dumb as characters from Undertale can be happy. The controls are simple, you can't game over, and the music is moderately catchy. (IF NOT INAUTHENTIC)

It is cute gaem.

Most of all, it's free. Because it's a tinge too shallow to be paid for. Which means it's a good thing the developers know that. It also means that if they just do what they did but bigger and better (and maybe more authentic), then they could charge a few bux for it.

Just beat it.

This game is the buggiest piece of ♥♥♥♥ to have ever been added to my portfolio of games I've played. Garry's Mod doesn't even hold a candle to how many times you'll have to enter console just to get yourself out from between rocks you're not even touching or how many times you'll be walking on thin air over helpless Legionares. And if you thought that was bad, there's more! Expierence the joys of having objects in your inventory disappear into thin air over you simply entering and exiting a building. From Miniguns to Golf Clubs, as long as somebody takes away your weapons when you enter a building for "security's sake", then 75% of the time you're not getting it back!

Other than that, it's kinda fun.

The music in this game is phenominal.

YO, HOLD UP

HEY

CHE-CHE-CHE, CHECK IT

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Final Fantasy sprites, lazy developers, and Minecraft ripoffs all in one package?

Sign me up, please!

Hey kid. Yeah you.

Make an "Impossible Man". I dare ya.

Put him on a Horse if you have the guts.

"BYE GARRY'S MOD!" -

Me, having fun with this game