I give you a chicken nugger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a chicken nugger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a chicken nugger. A certain small dog feasts on chicken burritos for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a chicken nugger. I give you a chicken nugger, your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the chicken nugger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A chicken is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific chicken nugger. You ask for a chicken nugger. I give you a chicken nugger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the chicken nugger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain chicken and its specific chicken nugger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed chicken nugger for the rest of your natural existence. A chicken nugger refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain chicken nugger lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a chicken nugger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a chicken nugger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a chicken nugger. The comatose chicken nugger vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a chicken nugger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Chicken nugger are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for chicken nugger re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Chicken nugger are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a chicken nugger. They hand you a hotdog.