I am a dad now so will probably not be about on here much other then for a bit of deep rock galactic or battletech ( wonderful game that, as you can play one handed so was a bit of a godsend on those nights bottle feeding early on).


First started out on pc playing earthworm Jim, first multiplayer was BF2, and Dawn of war then mostly terrible games from then on out tbh
Although TF2 still has a place in my heart since first stepping onto its hallowed ground and getting shot in the head back in May,2009.

[LᴓF] Assassin Monkeey: I HAVE ARKHAM
Captain Chaos (BoP): really ? i thought it was crabs ?
[LᴓF] Assassin Monkeey is now Offline.

L4d2: Little record of the things I have done in the past in L4D2, for posterity's sake :tank:

Pulled Stagaz out of the elevator on No Mercy as it shut (poor sod was actually commenting at the time to his team about how the other team will have to climb all the way up the lift to the finale).

Survived being targeted by the entire other team due to laughing and other stuff during the Hard Rain final, dodging chargers and the tank. ( cheers my team btw for help )

Charged dead end off the tallest building on hard rain.

Hid in the safe room on Dead Centre only to spit on all the survivors once my team started attacking them in safe room.

Shot assassin monkey in the face killing him at point blank as he pounced at me from a long distance with a grenade launcher.


“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff* maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." -Heavy

Pulled assassin monkey off a building as a smoker on No Mercy ( To much screaming).

Pulled two people off on the plank crossing bit on The Passing incapping both ( pulled one who in turn knocked another off).