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This guy stole my girl -rep

JuanDiego Montoya, Juan "Diablo" Montoya, JuanDeJuan Montoya, depending on where you are and who you talk to he could be known by any one of these aliases. First i heard of him was at an old school Quake lan in the mid 90's; the kid must have been only 6 or 7 at the time, his Mom dropped him off he was wearing an old school Ninja Turtles backpack, had a ball mouse hung around his neck, with a half gallon of milk in one hand and a full box of Cookie Crisp in the other. Kid only said one word the whole day, "Gracias" when the promoter handed him a big $1000 check after he won.

Some say when he typed the legendary console command "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" he opened up a portal straight to hell, where he killed the demon and fought off legions of the dead and damned before dancing with the devil himself. Others say he was abducted by some distant alien race in order to lead their armies to victory 'The Last Starfighter' style. No one really knows for sure... Except... If the legends are true... Maybe one man does...

Legend has it, that on the night of that infamous $5000 SoCal lan cr1tic described above. Long after the lan had ended, and the hall had cleared out, miles and miles away a young kid slept, a kid named Phoon. Phoon was a kid with lots of potential but still not quite old enough to achieve success at LAN, he was awoken by the "bzzzzzzzt! Wrrrrrmmmmmmmmm" of his computer turning on in the middle of the night. As he rose up in his bed the most brilliant flames he'd ever saw danced out of his monitor; first deep blue, then sea green, before turning into a whirlwind of fiery orange and a deep burning red. Out of the flames Manifested a young man. The young man looked down at the little phoon with fiery orange eyes and said "My Name, is Diego Hellfire, i am here to teach you the dance of the Deagle."...

So the legend goes..

Signed by Sneaks <3