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Italian Intelligentsia through the IT contractor "Leonardo" helped steal the 2020 US Election by using Italian Military Satellites to upload software configurations to internet accessible Dominion Voting Servers.
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Sub Tick Ruined CS

Sprays have become unidentifiably inconsistent.
Shots that clearly do not hit are getting impossible registration (Ive been on both ends of this)
Everyone seems to have peekers advantage to the point they arnt even visibly peeked and still killing you through ropes of bullets on their angles.

Edit: Since CS2 Release, it seems the hit registration issues have gone away and the gunplay is much more consistent. Either they removed Sub-tick (temporarily) silently and went back to 64-tick or there was another underlying issues they rectified.

(17/03/2024) Update: Just got kicked from DM server by a group of literal bots. Games Dead. Rest in Piss. Suck my ass Valve. All they care about is Money.

>343

This Aim Trainer isnt Bad.
It just lacks certain aim training elements that exist in better Aim Training Games

i honestly think this go-kart simulator was pretty cool

Bought it thinking it was Starbound lol

Spent 5 hours to finish the game.
Spend next 10 hours on d1_canals_07 to d1_canals_11
Get Hungry for some Milo
Walk out door
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Initiate an accelerated backhop out d1_drive_way_01 and transition into accelerated sidehops approaching d1_back_streets_01.

Continue sidehopping down d1_back_streets_01 avoiding car, trailer, and smallchildren props until you arrive at d1_main_street_01.

At d1_main_street_01, locate a Tree_Branch prop and slam it into the heads of the NPCs waiting at the bus stop. Repeat attempts may be necessary to trigger the Bus Depart Cutscene quicker.

Once the Bus Depart Trigger is hit, cross the road, avoiding any more car props. Failure to avoid these props will result in immediate death as they have rather large kill boxes around them. Move onto d1_main_street_02.

From the start of d1_main_street_02, start your set up by standing next to the arbritary railing in the middle of the path and looking back towards "Welcome to [INSERT TOWN NAME HERE] sign, lining it up at the top right corner of the sign.

Start a crouching accelerated back hop, the set up will path you through the 3 bollards where you will trigger a crazed_ice_addict NPC who will attmpet to ask you for $2 for the bus. By hitting this trigger with enough speed you bypass the need to fight off the addict with your crowbar. This skip saves about 5 seconds in a run.

At the top of d1_hill_01 make a quicksave then continue the crouching accelerated backhop down d1_hill_01, making sure that you have at least 1800 Hammer Units of speed before the hill's decent to land in d1_local_pool_01 that is past all 7 side streets. If you drop below 1200 speed, hit your quickload key and start again as failure to do so will result infalling short of the local_pool and taking lethal fall damage. The back up strat is to just bhop blindly down the hill and hope that no cars come out of the side streets.

Once in d1_local_pool_01, grab a pool_noodle from the drowning_toddler NPC and prop climb out of the deep end and start another crouching accelerated side/backhop towards the fence located at the d1_footy_oval_01. Locate the beach_ball prop located in the corner and prop climb again, making sure not to get caught on the barbed-wire fencing. (Doing this skips the d1_local_pool_02 exit trigger which inturn bypasses the trigger to load NPCs and Props in d1_footy_oval_01)

Once over the fence, line yourself up between the two uprights and start an accelerated backhop, hitting the angled mound at the opposite end of the field will launch you into the air and allow you to land on the sloped roof of d2_local_IGA_01. Crouch at the top of the roof and uncrouch before you hit the ground to negate fall damage.

Go inside the building and turn left, remember to wall ride while bhopping to get to the Milo faster. Reverse your movements while wallriding still and make it to the Cash Register. Using the Milo_Can prop, bash any customerm NPCS over the head to trigger their departure quicker. Interact with the cashier NPC. You cant skip this part as it softlocks the game if you fail to hit the payment trigger.

Once back outside of d2_local_IGA_01, use the pedestrian crossing to reach d2_local_IGA_02. From this point its all about your accelerated backhopping skills up the hill. Avoid any pedestrians and cars from the side streets until you reach the top of d2_hill_01.

Once at the top of d2_hill_01, transition into an accelerated sidehop so that you can see the 3 bollards and path past them. As you enter d2_main_street_01, conserve your speed past them and cross the street where you triggered the bus cutscene in d1_main_street_01.

Keeping your speed, manoeuvre down d2_back_streets_01 until you reach d2_drive_way_01. Once underneith the carport, jump onto the bonnet of the car that you would normally have used to drive down to d2_local_IGA_01 and schrodinger's jump over your gate. This saves like 1 second.

Once over the fence, sprint to the door and open it and sprint again to the freezer. Open up the freezer and grab ice_cream_tub and go to the cupboard and grab deep_bowl. Equip your crowbar and use it to pry open the tin lid off the Milo, and smack the foil covering until it breaks. This is marginally faster than grabbing the desert_spoon form the cutlery draw first because the desert_spoon takes 4 extra frames to pry open the lid and 20 more frames to puncture the foil covering. Using desert_spoon, dig out half of the ice_cream_tub into deep_bowl and tip the milo_tin upside down over the ice_cream_bowl.

Congratulations, you beat the game. If you were quick enough you can get back in time to watch the 6am news and enjoy the rest of the day speedrunning d1_canals_07 to d1_canals_11 endlessly.

The game is fun...
For the first 5 levels.

After that, the incessant "Big Brother" aspect drove me up the wall.
No other game has gotten more on my nerves by doing something other than making the game hard.

Other than that, SUPERHOT IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE SHOOTER I'VE PLAYED IN YEARS!

>Half-Heart left
>clear out room
>notice pedestal with Red potion on it
>run to it
>die
>Snakeworm spawned inside the pedestal

10/10 would put in 400+ hours into