Recent reviews by GraveyardDalsson

Its like Submarine station 13! Everyone has thier own critically important job to ignore and its pretty likely someone is gonna throw you out of an airlock within an hour!

LISTEN UP CHUCKLE♥♥♥♥S. TODAY IM GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT 'Spy Fox 2 "Some Assembly Required"' NOW OF COURSE, AFTER THE ABSOLUTE MASTERPEICE THAT WAS 'Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal"', I EXPLECTED THE SEQUAL TO GO FOR THE ABSOLUTE GOLD. I EXPECTED TWICE THE FURFAGGOTRY, TWICE THE JAMES BOND, AND AN ADEQUETLY MILKY CEREAL. WHAT I GOT WAS NONE OF THOSE THINGS.

SO BASICALLY, JAMES "SPY FOX" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOND GETS MIXED UP IN ANOTHER JOB, THIS TIME, HE HAS TO STOP NAPOLEON BONE-A-ROACH FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD IN HIS EVANGELIDOG. FORTUNATELY, HIS PLAN TO CHARGE UP THIS GIANT ROBODOG INVOLVES 1 MILLION FURRIES GOING THROUGH A TURNSTYLE TO WIND UP THE ROBOT BEFORE HE CAN RAMPAGE WITH IT. THIS GIVES SPY FOX THE EDGE HE NEEDS TO FIND THE THREE MCGUFFINS AND SHUT DOWN THE DOG.

THIS GAME IS NOTHING LIKE DRY CEREAL, AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PRETTY CAT LADY THAT YOU CAN CHEAT ON YOUR MONKEY GIRLFRIEND WITH. THERE IS A BIG HAIRY BEAR LADY BUT SHE IS KIND OF GROSS

ALL IN ALL, I WOULD NOT RECCOMEND THIS GAME. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO PLAY DRY CEREAL AGAIN.

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked. the road float, and theres li8ke 3 whole things to do in it. I refunded this game and a copy I bought my friend when i cost 3 dollars.

Very solid game with a unique mechanic for skills. Each character has a different starting point on a 'grid' with tons of passive bonuses, most of which are small, but a few that can completely change the way you play. Each character is easily able to reach another characters section of the passive skill tree, so you can play in any way you want, though it may not be optimal

The active skills and spells that you make use of to attack come in the form of colored socketed gems, which you can combine together to make new skills, if your armor's sockets are linked together in the correct way, and the correct color to hold said gems. Part of the fun of the game is getting the perfect armor piece for the skill you want to mix together

Unlike other games of the Genre, this game does not use a 'currency' system in the traditional sense. Instead, it uses a barter system based on 'orbs' which can be traded, or used to modify your equipment, such as adding sockets, changing the color of Sockets, reforging the magical stats on your equipment, and many other effects.

The cash shop is non intrusive, and is filled with thing that are not remotely necessary for normal play, such as alternatative skill visual effects, cosmetic armor skins, and extra stash tabs, though the game does start you with 4 large tabs, which I have personally never been able to fill.

Aesthetically, the game is very similar to Diablo 2, with a dark, realistic artstyle, though obviously, much less dated.

Finally, the staff and support team are very active and friendly, updating the game and fixing bugs consistantly, and responding to support inquiries very quickly.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP BUDDY. THIS IS THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE IN HISTORY. YOU'RE LIKE JAMES BOND EXCEPT JAMES BOND IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "But isnt that a downside" YOU SHUT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ MOUTH ITS A DOWNSIDE. YOU GOT ALL THESE COOL SPY GADGETS LIKE SILLY PUTTY, GO FISH CARDS. YOU'VE ALSO GOT PENS. YOU'VE GOT PENS THAT HAVE ANVILS IN THEM, PENS THAT HAVE FISH IN THEM, PENS THAT HAVE PARACHUTES IN THEM. IF YOU CAN OR CANT STUFF IT INTO A PEN, YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU'VE GOT IT IN A PEN

SO HERES THE DEAL. SOME PUNK-ASS GOAT DONT LIKE THAT KIDS USE COWS MILK FOR CEREAL OR SOME ♥♥♥♥, SO HE STEALS ALL THE MILK IN THE WORLD, EVEN RIGHT OUT OF THE COWS' TITS. THATS WHY ITS CALLED "Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal"". SO OF COURSE, BEING THE GLOBAL EPIDEMIC THAT THIS IS, WHO DO THEY CALL TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM? THATS RIGHT, JAMES "SPY FOX" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOND. OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR WHOLE 'SAVING THE WORLD' DEAL, YOU GET TO PLAY A LOT OF GO FISH, THE MANLIEST CARD GAME ON THE PLANET, YOU GET TO USE ALL KINDS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GATGETS, AND YOU GET TO BANG A KITTY CAT BEHIND YOUR MONKEY GIRLFRIENDS BACK

IN CONCLUSION: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVERY HOLY COW WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME READING MY REVIEW WHEN YOU COULD BE PLAYING IT GO BUY IT NOW INSTALL IT ITLL TAKE LIKE 2 MINUTES HURRY GOGOGOGO 10/10

Really fun, really replayable.
Get it while its on sale, at the very least.

Proof that Metascore can be very wrong. Best experience with a friend or two