let's synchronize our tactics✊

Let's make our own rules in CS.

A real stick in the mud! Oh bud! +rep

add me

Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha

I feel like I would’ve survived the submarine accident
This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know l've always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would've left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would've been different.