Years and years of mastering the most subtle elements of gameplay and developing instinctual responses, muscle memory and gamesense... My reward? Cheating accusations and disrespect from the community.


Trade offer: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=33892590&token=whVCxfBT





This one time, I joined an Internode server and it was like "you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banned ♥♥♥♥", I was like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I must be too hektik for these servers or some ♥♥♥♥".

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soda: the original ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of nokzlongjumpers


soda: brb selling my fire serpent and buying bfk slaughter
soda: :^)
TheLateMaxie: haha

sodA: diet sodas are unhealthy


soda: dude
soda: if i met lenz irl
soda: i would knock his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head right off his shoulders
maxie: qahahhahahahahahaa

soda: hey
maxieNTC: sodez
soda: u know whats not so bad about bein in highschool
maxieNTC: wot
soda: u get to walk past year 7s having a rap battle


soda: why is danzay allowed to be this nutty
soda: hes here at 10 misn
soda: i was here at 20
soda: lol



DANK ℳℰℳℰS


(Counter-Terrorist) soda @ CT Start : ♥♥♥♥ global enjoy derank ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob


Chiagahama: I've known choc since yr 3
ChocolateMaxie: is he on facey?
Chiagahama: I even pinching his nuts on the train once
ChocolateMaxie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chiagahama: true bro bond
ChocolateMaxie: #friendshipgoals
Chiagahama: like it was a real slow pinch too
Chiagahama: not even pinch
Chiagahama: more like
Chiagahama: how you play with marbles
ChocolateMaxie: nohomo?
Chiagahama: no ♥♥♥♥
Chiagahama: but ♥♥♥♥
Chiagahama: but no ♥♥♥♥

[3:32:40 AM] (Channel) Gentlejess: i let you be jw mackie

Ⓟ *DEAD*(Terrorist) DragkuBiceps : wtf j puppy
Ⓟ *DEAD*(Terrorist) DragkuBiceps : the legend

soda: man u know that feel when ur gym buddy is an autist
mackieShYBOi: hahahahahahahqa

its a game relax buddy you need a rest hey guy

TheLateJC: do you ever feel like pansy is the love of your life
maxieboiNaStYa: she ♥♥♥♥ does nogs in
TheLateJC: her voice is like a lullaby

Kezruc: jc foaming would be a sight to see

maxieNTC: But im tryin to get bilo on da bl0wer
maxieNTC: get him on the blower on facey
maxieNTC: bloke reckons hes not keen
maxieNTC: wot a poof
TheLateJC: ive heard of doggin
TheLateJC: but this is next lvl
maxieNTC: Hahahahahha
maxieNTC: Would you say hes a dogalog of sorts?
TheLateJC is now Online.
TheLateJC: at the very least i would yes

maxieNTC: Hahaha
pLex: nice snap
maxieNTC: mate
maxieNTC: big night last night?
pLex: yes
pLex: LOL
pLex: ♥♥♥♥
maxieNTC: GHAHAHAHHAHAHA
maxieNTC: GOTTEM
pLex: damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
pLex: why
pLex: did I snap
pLex: LOL
maxieNTC: HAHAHAHAH
pLex: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

lachyyy: yeah tbh its ♥♥♥♥♥♥
lachyyy: obviously only 1 thing left ot do
lachyyy: kill steph


_cam: i would suck a fart outta arianas dumper valve

_cam: u just need to pat jcs ego

maxeh /n/: whats the slogan agaiin
_cam: no dos no kof

TheLateJC: ah yea sry gotta run
TheLateJC: gf started textin
TheLateJC: next lvl dog i abmit
TheLateJC: admit

soda: im packing heat
soda: tbh
soda: no kappa

TheLateJC: the champ is here!
TheLateJC: john cena
fame: gquit yet or what
TheLateJC: the ♥♥♥ champ is here


ｓｉｌｌｙ ｎｏｏｂｓ ８）: ah ♥♥♥♥
ｓｉｌｌｙ ｎｏｏｂｓ ８）: you baited me
ｓa ｄ ｂｏｙｓ: hek?
ｓｉｌｌｙ ｎｏｏｂｓ ８）: there was no mention of wings

F0rmy: fuark well thats convinced me to never ever get that game

philjthommo‎ : where you at jnr?
philJNR abandoned the match and received a 30 minute competitive matchmaking cooldown.



LJ: 277.67 units [8 Strafes | 275 Pre | 357 Max | 55 Height | 81% Sync]

[KZ] MultiBhop: 354.72 units [8 Strafes | 380 Pre | 449 Max | 57 Height | 2 Bhops | 84% Sync]

[KZ] WJ: 296.29 units [8 Strafes | 299 Pre | 380 Max | 57 Height | 86% Sync]

[KZ] DropBhop: 333.86 units [7 Strafes | 359 Pre | 420 Max | 55 Height | 79% Sync]