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I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding..

Since when does the sound of the word dictate the sound of the letter in the acronym? We don't pronounce "scuba" as "scuhbah" or "laser" as "lahseer" but we do pronounce "CNN" as "ISIS" and "Bill Clinton" as "is a rapist infowars.com" so checkmate atheist your argument is invalid.

Bruh I'm deadass hungry right now... Ya pizza what u want? lemme get➡ uhhhhhhhhh B O N E L E S S pizza with a 2 liter of coke... ♥♥♥♥ kinda pizza? And 2 liter machine broke ♥♥♥♥ u mean ️ Ight look lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S uh pizza don't got ☠️bone☠️ on it The ♥♥♥♥ did i just say then? U said Lemme get it boneless Like pizza got a damn bone in it yall got bones in ya ♥♥♥♥ then So what's the ❔problem❔ D I C K H E A D name ☝one☝ pizza that got bone on it just ❌don't❌ put them ♥♥♥♥♥ in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless? if it ❌dont❌ got bone in it... iss b o n e l e s s Son ❔what❔❔ school u go to ✌️dawg i ❌dont❌ understand the ❔problem❔ just make my ♥♥♥♥ B O N E L E S S ☠️D E A D A S S☠️ I'm ☠️deadass☠️ ❌not❌ making this pizza

Well you see here, i would never be gay in my life ever. My former friends were involved in homosexual activities with one another and quite frankly they both contracted an STD. Personally I would never engage in ANY homosexual activities ever. This includes even non sexual innocent things. Men are not appealing to me at all, im not sure why anyone else finds them attractive and don't hit me with that "personality" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone can see through that. It's not appealing to me. I would prefer a female for more diverse interaction and no ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥ either. Seriously I mean ♥♥♥♥ comes out of there how does anyone find that attractive? I'm not sure but the moral is that I'm straight

Ejaculation is literally a sport to me. There's just something special about going to a nice wank session and rubbing out a fat one and watching your love cannon erupt blazing hot ropes of semen