great ♥♥♥♥!

+rep invaded ruskies with gun collection

HI MY NAME IS JUAN GONZALES IM FROM MEXICO I BROUGHT ME AND MY FAMILY TO AMERICA FOR A BETTER LIFE BUT IT WASENT AS EASY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. I MEAN CROSSING THE BORDER WAS EASY BLESS ELCHAPO FOR THAT BUT ENY WAY SENIOR I NEED HELP I NEED A PLACE TO STAY SO ICE DOSENT COME AND DEPORT MY FAMILY 45% OF MY PAY CHECK WILL GO TO FOR HELPING ME AND MY FAMILY IM ONLY GOOD AT MAKING TACOS AND BURRITOS SO I GOT I TACO TRUCK BUT IT NEEDS WORK MAYBE U COULD ALSO HELP ME ON THAT PROJECT AS WELL IF YOU HELP ME SENIOR YOU WILL FOREVER BE IN MY DEBT I WILL CUT YOUR GRASS AND MAKE YOUR YARD LOOK LIKE A BILLION AIRS YARD PLZ SENIOR THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME.

+rep
dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Your not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, your not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

+rep I got a grey kitty, white one,
and a tabby too/
And a big orange guy
who put snakes in my shoes/
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck,
and I roll with ma kitties,
and I'am hard as ♥♥♥♥/
I am down with Plato and Socrates/
And I like to get busy with all the ladies.
sumthin,' sumthin,' sumthin,'/
Up in ma shed, up in ma shed...

+lmao is the best meemay out on te steem. 11/10 would band +200 reps