Recent reviews by Chuck

I want to die IRL and this game makes me one step closer to my dream

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH STEAM STORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EPIC STORE BAD

If you love an amazing story, if you love RPG's and if you like the occasional Tit being shown, then this game is definitely for you! All the minor DLC is free, you get cosmetics and small side quests for free! CD Projekt Red has done an outstanding job with making their customers happy with the releases of their expantion packs Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine. I have sunk so many hours into this game and I know i will throw more of my time into it. BUY THIS GAME, GIVE CD PROJEKT RED YOUR MONEY NOWWWWWWWW!

Thankfully, I didn't buy this game, it was gifted to me. I have been sitting here playing this "game" for the past couple of hours and I believe I'm close to the end. I don't even know if I'm going to finish the singleplayer at all. I lost interest in this game when I first launched it, but I'm not going to be "that ♥♥♥♥" to the person who bought me this "game"....On second thought I'm gonna call it "Advanced shooting range 2013". So anyway, I'm trying to get through it without losing so many braincells in the process and as I'm playing this "Next-gen shooter" I'm messaging my friend about how stupid the ♥♥♥♥ I'm experiencing and I didn't want to be alone when I played this so i didn't Contemplate suicide. IGN gave this game an 8.8 (great). Hey IGN, get your egotistical heads out of Activisions ass and write a REAL review. Let me help you IGN. The game is repetitive, gameplay is ♥♥♥♥, voice acting is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god awful and WHY IN THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥ DID THEY MAKE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG A BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAL?!?!? YOU SEE THE LITTLE FURBALL LIKE 3 TIMES! Also The part when you go into space WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! When That shuttle opened and I'm in a shoot out I said to myself I'm done I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done. I'm gonna stop before I have a heart attack. ♥♥♥♥ YOU ACTIVISION AND IW!!!!

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