[DSD] Assclown
Pauly Walnuts   Dover, New Jersey, United States
Level
12
Years of Service
950 XP
 
 
Well, crap the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Ah, I see. All ya all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fudgin' with me, now would ya?

You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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JλyLλy Nov 11, 2023 @ 4:21pm 
+rep. [DSD] Assclown is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. p.s. likes being little spoon
Dr. Radiaki Nov 11, 2023 @ 9:30am 
I met Assclown on FURY and I thought he was a really good guy. We clicked right off the bat and fragged HARD together. We had a lot of fun and Assclown invited me to his place to LAN. He told me there would be a bunch of people fragging there so I agreed to fly in and play some games with him. When I arrived he told me to set my PC up in his room. I thought it weird to setup a PC in bed but I didn't second guess it. Assclown started nibbling on my ear and rubbing my shoulders. Assclown's friend "Kitty" was hiding in the closet and decided to come out and started jerking Assclown off. I ran out of that room as fast as I could. Do not trust this guy, he will try to make out with you.
galhund Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:24am 
Welcome home.
[DSD] Assclown Jun 7, 2022 @ 3:46pm 
im back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Dirtbag Aug 27, 2016 @ 10:36am 
Where the hell you have been man ? Its been so many days hah ? Where the ♥♥♥♥ is FURY SERVER ? i am like waiting for it still ?f
76561197969425995 Apr 21, 2012 @ 7:18am 
Best Friend. Gotta talk to you.