Pythagoras R. Didgeridoo
Sean Mair
 
 
Pythagoras: hockey is the only reason canadians resort to violence
Beat: What about the Peak Syrup Riot of '94?
Beat: I heard people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, man.
Pythagoras: it started as a hockey riot
Pythagoras: but they just used syrup as a scapegoat
Beat: wait
Beat: You're one of them, aren't you?
Beat: You're a Freemoosan
Beat: AREN'T YOU

"as far as i'm aware there are 2-3 DPSes in charge of breaking the shins of the opposing team with their axe-sticks, 1-2 healers who deliver bottles of gatorades to injured teammates, and of course the tank, who is the primary recipient of energy drinks from the healers to ensure he has enough bodymass to safeguard the goal, using his heavy armor and perfectly formed buttocks to protect his team

apparently at the competitive level there are mages who can throw hockey pucks at enemies, but i don't know much about them"
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Gabagool Nov 25, 2013 @ 9:32am 
I love your ♥♥♥♥♥
Arc Jun 21, 2013 @ 10:00pm 
yus
Pythagoras R. Didgeridoo Feb 16, 2013 @ 11:52am 
Awwww yus