Recent reviews by The Oracle of Wifi

I played it for a little bit. Found it too similar to League of Legends, which I found boring, so no great surprise, I found this to be boring as well. Worse yet, another company with a very, very successful game decided to make another similar game--also going off their previously sucessful line so that two of some of the best game developers are making pretty much variations of the same (boring) game. Do you know what that does for people who don't like these games? It leaves them to find Indie developers to give their money to instead, which is what I've been doing. Not on Steam. I bought the original Half LIfe before it was game of the year (4 digit wonid ftw) and seriously, I don't think that you guys are ever going to produce something that I'm going to like ever again at this rate. The sad thing is, it'll show up in my steam account anyways because I get all your games free for the rest of my life. That's gonna be salt in the wound...though you'd probably make them free for everyone to rely instead on your microtransactions some more anyways, making that prize utterly pointless, lol.

A lot of people are complaining that the game shouldn't be a full priced game. Well, that's complete and total b.s. We've been playing for 7 hours so far and still haven't unlocked our next weapon slot because we've been doing all the missions and enjoying the story. That should say something about it being a full fledged game right there when, after 7 hours, you're still level 10 and not because you spent a bunch of time just checking out the scenery.

On top of it, the game isn't set on Pandora. Not at all. Instead, the story is set on a moon where there is low gravity and where minding your oxygen (though you can use it to float through the air) is important unless you're that infernal pile of metal. These things add a bit of realism because well, you're on a moon. You have new heroes, new creatures, and a whole new environment plus MORE GUNS--even a pretty chill one if you know what I mean... ;)

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is not DLC. It's a full game and, as always, filled with the cheeky humor that is classic Gearbox. Heck, Claptrap is a playable hero this time and wouldn't you know it--he's a pain in the butt troublemaker who sometimes saves the day. I'd say so far, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is exactly what I'd expect from the Borderlands/Gearbox crew--a good time. :)

Bought this on a whim and holy crap, it's a hilariously cute co-op that you can have a blast playing with friends or family. Definite must buy for gamer parents with gamer kids as it's a great mix of the mad cap, challenge and sheer chaos wrapped up in an adorable package. Can't emphasize it enough--this game is great! I ended up buying it for myself and then bought a couple more copies for family within the first 10 minutes of playing it. :D The funniest part? Feeling bad that we bought it while it was on sale because honestly, it's worth its full price. LOL