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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆
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"Dok, go put your boot in the ilians ♥♥♥," his ♥♥♥♥ said.
Duk lafed, "You're the smartest talking 15 inch ♥♥♥♥ I ever known."
However, Dec was in for troble as the various womens and mens running from the ilins were distracted by his 18 inch penis. They crowded around him asking his ♥♥♥♥ for autographs.
"♥♥♥♥ off." the ♥♥♥♥ said as it broke one man's arm.
"My name is Douk Noukem, and I don't pay for phone sex."
Breaking the phone in two with his thirteen inch ♥♥♥♥, Duke narrowly avoided the 60$ charge for his masterdebating session.
"Damn, I'm good," Douk said.
Duak's window shattered as an alien laser struck a neighboring building. Now an angry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Duk went outside to see who he needed to hurt.
"Where is the one you call Duk Nukim," said the alin, "we wish to speak with him."
Dek Noukam kicked over his barstool and said, "Here I am, come over here and get some of me."
"We do not want to fight you," the alean ejaculated, "only to talk."
Duke Nukim dodged the aliean seamen and pulled out his shotgun, shouting "I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ♥♥♥."
Dak Nakam fired at the elian and the ilian was ded. He then tossed what was left of his smoking beer at the corpse to make it smell better and gave his cigar to the bartender to drink because he did not have any money left after undertipping a hooker. Dok Nokem walked outside to see alans everywhere killing people.
"♥♥♥♥ alieans, I hate aleans, I want to go home," Duk said.