Good evening boys and girls ladies, Mmmmm and gentlemen turn the lights down low and shut your faces as i wrap you in a cozy blanket of a story. a story as heart warming and soft as a mother's kiss, or is it? Once upon a time there was a boat now this wasn't just any boat children . It was a ship! a ship full of friends hundreds of friends best friends one and all! a veritable friendship it was.... Get it? But it wouldn't be very ladylike of me to forget to mention the most noteworthy friend on board Hatty. Say hi to Hatty! Hatty was like the king friend of friendship kingdom best friend to one and all and the walking definition of a handsome gentlemen. Now one fine morning hatty and pals set out on a new exciting adventure what fantastic wonders will they discover this time? perhaps they'll come across a scary ghost ship perhaps they'd find an island made entirely of candy! perhaps they'd find a band of scary swashbuckling pirates and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy! Who knew? But it didn't matter... So long as they were together there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared. Now today t'was a day like any other adventure-y day, Spirits were uncrushably high.Everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly good time! When suddenly the ocean was like
"SURPRISE!"
and a huge massive storm brewed out of nowhere!
(Thunder crashing, rain intensifies)
Boy,that was quick!
(Wind grows stronger)
And there was lightning BOOM! and thunder, BOOM! and the wind, BOO-er WOOSH! (Storm calms wind gusts) and like that it was over "Is everyone okay?" said hatty
"I don't know what i'd do if i lost even one of you!"
Hatty continued.
(Wind gusts intensifies)
But the eye of the storm can be very misleading children, NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT! Because the ocean was like:
"SIKE!"
and the storm came back even bigger this time twice as big! As if poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship and then spat in his mouth... And the rain came down like a shower of bullets and the floorboards were buckling and creaking and pieces of their ship came raining down like shards of broken dreams! and then Reginald came upstairs and he was all like
"I say gentlemen I do believe we are in quite a spot of bother"
And everyone else was like
"REALLY WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS?!"
and they hatty was was like
"Hey be nice!"
WOOOOOOOOS-OOSH. Giant waves thrashed the boat to and fro to and fro! carelessly sprinkling friend after friend into the dark, unforgiving abyss of the deep dark ocean and everyone was screaming like
"HELP ME!”
(Waves grow)
SPLASH SPLASH then there was a huge whale like
"Muahhhh!"
and made it super scary. And i think there was a shark.... Yup there he is! OH GOD! and then hatty was all like
"HANG ONTO YOUR BUTTS LAND HO!"
And then BANG BANG SMASH! a shipwreck! as told by
their fate books of fate.... and while it seems like the end this is only the beginning of a fantastic journey for the brave crew of the S.S Friendship.