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4.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Yep. 10/10 relaxing aesthetic game.
Posted April 21, 2019.
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54.0 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
Kicked a ho off a tower, befriended a daft old sage, waddled around in more artifacts than is really reasonable, Solved world hunger, caused global drought, smothered a baby, dunked on a General, goomba stomped a ghostly lunatic, befriended shadow stab man, told the court to do one up itself, cast eternal darkness on the Northern Kingdoms to make the dudes bugger off and leave me be
10/10
Posted September 12, 2018.
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7.5 hrs on record
Don't bother with this game.
TL;DR at the bottom.

Sniper rifles are widely redundant, Assault rifles at all ranges seems to work nicely.
The Demolition mode is better to be called CS:GO mode and the Team Deathmatch is basically "HurrHurr let's play CoD".
The Tachikomas add an interesting twist to the Conquest mode.
The skills are fun too, get just two people working together and a whole match can flip.
Looks nice, plays smooth.

The people that play it however? Toxic. League of Legends toxic.
I have no problem being beaten, it's rather in the name of the game. But the abuse you'll most likely receive for absolutely everything makes this an unenjoyable experience.
Get killed? "LOLNOOB"
Kill them whilst not bouncing through the air screaming "360N0Sc0p3!!11!1!!" ? "LOLNOOB"
Use an ability that's different to theirs and subsequently kill them? You guessed it.

I use "LOLNOOB" as a PG friendly way of describing the dreadful language used by the apparently 12 year olds that play this.

I enjoyed a fair portion on the 7.5hrs I put into this game but I'm not bothering with it anymore. If I'd paid for it, I would be asking for a refund.

TL;DR Don't bother, the other players are toxic.
Posted August 26, 2016.
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7.0 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
This is such a nice game.

Such a simple easy way to kill 15/20 minutes. Definitely worth picking up
Posted August 22, 2016.
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