Recent reviews by Fist Boat

You can summon a cop car with a siren that's just someone going wee o wee o and remotely control it to run over everyone in the map while listening to chill lo fi beats surrounded by your succubus girlfriend army

Also you can pet the worm

If you liked Melee the most for all the speed and wombo combos, this is probably fine mechanics-wise. (that or just play Melee)
If you liked any other Smash game the most, just wait for Ultimate.

Shoot bugs. Sing. Also probably blow yourself up repeatedly learning the safe range to use explosives.

Nominate this for the "Tumblr ruined this game" award.

Dress up as Santa. Kill everyone with a knife. SUCCESS.

It's like if GTA and an Indian action movie had a baby.

Then the baby went to space and fought space luchadores.