Recent reviews by shamblers

good game if you like fighting for democracy against sony on X every once and a while

cant play = review red
play = review blue

delayed update = MEGA YIKES

yeah idk it got minigames and stuff good for people with friends

Although I'm a fan of this game so far it definitely needs some work before it's in a recommendation worthy state. Your character is a sailor and when you try to swim you just sink to the bottom of the river like a rock... I understand maybe not having swimming in the game during an alpha or MAYBE even a beta, but on full release to not have a feature so simple is absolutely mind boggling. Also, having no group finder is absolutely painful for trying to find dungeons on lower pop servers or when your friends are not online, even the outpost rush queues on my server are so long I could work a full shift at work and come back before I'm in the game. I'm not a fan of the way fast travel works, especially with how outrageous some of the costs are to travel across the map... 300 azoth fast travel cost with a 1000 cap is absolutely outrageous for a game like this. ***I have hit level 60 and have now unfortunately had to experience the "endgame" in New World. There is no endgame, the watermark grind is one of the most thoughtless mind-numbing experiences I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing.... I have more fun fishing in this game at level 60 then I have doing any other sort of content. This is one of the only MMOs that I have hit max level on and am just clueless on what to do because there is no content, or the content present feels like a concept for a unity game made by a 16 year old with 30 hours played on World of Warcraft. Overall decent game with a good base, that is quickly going downhill more and more everyday due to awful decision making and terrible planning from Amazon Games Studios.

best game ever made

Actual tragedy

I bought this game, played it for less than 5 minutes. I realised after that small period of pure ecstasy that this game is beyond our world, we as simple naive human beings just cannot comprehend the level of intimacy and pleasure that should arise from playing this unity created masterpiece. This game puts all others to shame, infact I can never play it again, as it will make every other game look bad. I must restrain myself from this pure delight.

DANK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XD