Recent reviews by Blame Hoffmann

Highly addicting once you get the hang of it. Goodbye balanced sleep schedule.

Rocket League is dope.

There's rockets on your car and two versions of each game mode. In the first version, you play with other people online and have a lot of fun. In the second version, you play with other people online and cry as your teammates chase the ball around the map hitting it in whatever direction they can.

Well.. I feel that I have finally put in adequate time to make a review for this game, and let me say.. It's REALLY EXCITING.

I spent about 2 hours.. running through empty houses, searching for vitamins and dirty water. Eventually, I unexpectedly ran across this handgun thing, and also a hunting rifle, woohoo! After collecting 30 rounds of ammo for the pistol, and 3 for the hunting rifle, I decided to give them a try. Shot a few zombies.. meh. Then.. the prime kill.. a black bear! Bam, 3 shots with the hunting rifle.. the bear straight lines towards me, 10 shots with the pistol.. I'm dead.

Time spent this bout: 4 hours
Bear mechanics: God mode

Don't forget.. You know those 3 free Airdrops you get? Well, the devs at H1Z1 are giving you a big giant f**k you! Because even if you manage to fight off the 30 people required for the server to even allow an airdrop, the crate is filled with 6 zombies.

I'm confused. So, I paid for CSGO a LOOONNNG time ago. Now it's free to play. Obviously I'm not getting my money back, that would be silly but what the heck is this prime thing?

Did Valve just decide that they want more money from me to continue playing a game I already purchased? Shouldn't the prime feature be given to all players who already paid for the game? There needs to be more explanation here.