Cheesy jokes

What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mother, no Hans!" Kill me

Blond girl to her friend - “I’ve lost my dog!”
Friend - “You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
Blonde - “That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

What's Moby Di*ks fathers name?
Papa Boner.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One says, ''Wow, it's hot in here''
And the other says, ''Woah, a talking muffin''.

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So do I

Did you know that?
1. Black holes don’t suck
2. A healthy tree can have a value of up to $10,000.
3. Watermelon Is a Fruit and a Vegetable
4. One in five children were conceived in an Ikea bed The ♥♥♥♥?
5. If you have $10 in your pocket and no debts, you are wealthier than 25% of Americans