Recent reviews by Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla

This game is insanely funny. Reminds me a lot of Crazy Taxi, but with a twist. Gameplay is smooth, controls fine on a 360 controller and the story is great, the acting is on spot for what I would expect from a game like this. I would suggest this game to anyone looking for a quick play!

Cool story. Hype about the game is nice. I would suggest checking it out if you're into RPG's.

It's very easy to say that Mini Metro is my newest addiction. After traveling to various cities and experiencing multiple transit lines, it's fun to be in the commanding seat to map out where everything goes. Having familarity with the cities is a huge plus when playing the game, and adds an extra level of amusement. The design of the game is so simple, pretty and just amazing to stare at. My favorite part has to be when you get a huge city going with dozens of stops, multiple color lines, and trains, it's just great to see all the colors moving around. The city never stops moving.

Finally, the biker game of my dreams. Guns, motorcycles and america. What more is there in life?

Overpriced comedy. I bought all these on WiiWare and had a blast, these games are full of humor and charm like only Homestar Runner and Telltale could bring. Sadly, the price is way too high for a game that's 5 years old. If you are willing to make an investment to play one of the last Homestar Runner adventures, I wouldn't doubt you for a moment.

A surprisingly fun game that let's you experience the growth of the video game industry first hand. You'll find yourself wanting to complete it over and over again to discover all the possible combinations the game offers. The game is highly addicting and during my play through, I found it hard to stop. If you're looking for a fun way to refresh your knoweldge on video games, this is the game for you!

This game is just so kawaii! Deus deus! omg only bakas wouldn't play this! Game of the year? More like kawaii!!!!!

Trying to make a bad rip on a fast speed platformer like Sonic. The character is hard to control, going way to fast. Small, unnoticeable enemies are scattered around the map having you constantly running into them and getting hurt. The game also (from what I've seen) does not let you regain health, which is key noting how often you'll be getting hurt. I did enjoy the graphical presentation which was great, after watching the high quality story book intro, I was pumped! Sadly, the game just doesn't meet my expectations.

Yet another great and fun game to come out of Game Maker Studio. Kinda like a 2D platformer Metal Gear game.

A work of true art and interpets the meaning of fun and enjoyment through an interactive medium. All and all, this game is amazing.