𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮

You're free to add me if you apply to the following guidelines: You need to have gills, disposable limbs that you can disconnect from your body at will, telepathic powers, and be a mermaid. Due to the fact that lots of low level profiles are scammers and due to the fact that low level profiles are poor peasants I only accept friend requests from people who are at least level 2,000 since I obviously don't want to lower my social status. If I'm in-game and you send me a message I might only respond after I finish playing that game as my message notifications are turned off.

𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓮

I am not real. I am merely a figment of your imagination. You have taken mind-altering drugs that last for 100 years and you are living in a delusion. This message is the sane part of your mind's desperate attempt to make you realise the truth: THE TRUTH IS THAT YOUR REALITY IS COMPLETELY FABRICATED AND A LIE. But, alas, you will read this and dismiss it as nonsense that has no bearing on reality. A true shame, indeed.
Favourite flavour of yoghurt: Blackberry but I don't eat yoghurt very often because I don't like it that much.
Favourite colour: A colour that your primitive pair of human eyes is unable to perceive. You will never know what it looks like. Btw I'm a mantis shrimp, so don't get too bummed out about your inability to perceive a larger spectrum of colours, because I have a puny crustacean brain.
Mental Illness (totally legit): I suffer from factitious disorder. [en.wikipedia.org] Reccuring symptoms I am forced to deal with include pretending to have factitious disorder. [en.wikipedia.org]

𝓟𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓘 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮

- People who are boring, have nothing significant or special to them and overall just like conforming with the rest of society.
-People who share their thoughts on what they hate on the internet. Nobody gives a ѕhit phallushead.
-Hypocrites. Don't give away advice or say things you don't like about people and go and do it YOURSELF. What are you a fυcking idiot?
-People with a self-deprecating sense of humour. Insulting things about yourself isn't funny because no-one cares that you have a low self-esteem.
- This eyeball-having αss boi, read the fυcking room, we don't do too kindly to eyeball-having bίtch αsses.

𝓟𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓘 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮

-Myself.
-Veg00nz.

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓘 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 (That I haven't previously stated)

Favourite games on Steam: Inscryption, Hollow Knight, Undertale, Portal 2

Favourite game mode: I tend to like single-player games (or co-op with a campaign) as I feel the experience with these games overall sticks with me more. I generally don't like online-oriented games due to their repetitive nature.

I'm also a filthy fυcking achievement whοre and achievements turn me on. They turn me on so much in fact that sometimes I have to resort to revisiting my most impressive achievements when I have trouble dispensing ejaculatatory fluid (pardon for the high-intellect, sophisticated science lingo). If you're a fellow achievement whοre make sure to add me so we can help each other with co-op achievements :).


Age of Empires II (2013)
Alien Swarm
Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop
BattleBlock Theater
Celeste
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Crash Bandicoot™ N. Sane Trilogy
DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition
DARK SOULS™ III
DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED
Day of Defeat: Source
Defy Gravity
DOOM
DOOM 3: BFG Edition
DOOM 64
Free to Play
Garry's Mod
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2: Episode One
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Half-Life 2: Update
Heaven Island - VR MMO
Hollow Knight
Hotline Miami
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
INSIDE
Insurgency
Just Cause 2: Multiplayer Mod
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Life is Strange™
LIMBO
LYNE
Papers, Please
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year
Portal
Portal 2
Portal Stories: Mel
Psychonauts
Rocket League
Scribblenauts Unlimited
South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
Spec Ops: The Line
Spyro™ Reignited Trilogy
The Stanley Parable
Stardew Valley
Super Meat Boy
The Talos Principle
Thomas Was Alone
To the Moon
Universe Sandbox Legacy
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead: Season Two

"𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷"

Thanks for wasting your time reading all this rubbish, I really appreciate it. If you didn't read this, you are fυcking dumb and stupid and no-one likes you but you wouldn't have read this since you didn't read this >:) . And have a nice day :) (If you are deserving of having a nice day).