Recent reviews by MonkeyFinger

Okay, so I sat down with my bottle of Suga oranic juice. I turned to sound way up, if your going to play do it right. I was minding my own business when I came up a house. As I started to walk in, I quickly looked over my shoulder behind me. It was I clear, so I slowly made my way inside. A strange sound pierced the air, I froze. I could not tell where it had come from. Up ahead I saw some stairs. Could I safely make a run for it, or would it follow me up the stairs. I bolted toward the ascending steps, the hair curled on the back of my neck. I saw it had a bathroom. Funny it looked exactly like the one I grew up in! What the heck is this game? It seems to know me. How did it know we had a white bathtub, sink and toliet?
This game is going to be crazy scary! I made my way down the stairs, I knew I was leaving my safe zone for more of the unknown. I was determined to win this game, even if I would not be able to sleep the next few nights, unless I drank some Benedryl.

When I came out of the house, there seemed to be heavy breathing surrounding me, it seemed to be suffocating me. I asked my wife to quit jogging in place and leave the room, so of course it stopped.
I came up a well out side a house...dare I look in even? Maybe something will jump on my head, then again maybe I will find something needed for this game. I felt like i was looking down the barrel of a gun, just to see if was loaded. I turned the sound up even more, I was ready to get scared out of my PJ's. I slowly started to lean over to look down the well...then it happened. Nothing, I wasn't able to look down the well. So anyway I started skipping down the path again..there off the right, I saw...a face. It was not of this world!! Well maybe it was, but was kind of out of proportion, you know big head, little feet, etc, As I approached the head, a course hight pitch scream was heard in the distance. Not a far distance,...well maybe a short distance. The face was a stone face. It did not look kind. I walked as slow as I could towards that glaring, evil, smile. If you could call it a smile, maybe more of a grimace....Yikes...did those eyes just move? another scream behind me...Ahhh I am a dead man, I just know it. I threw a large, pink, Altoids in the mouth...um..yeah cinnamon. If you them, they burn your mouth..bite two at once...hot but good. Anyway nothing happened at the stone face, so went on, other buildings, found a roach clip behind on of the houses, maybe good luck charm?
So blah blah, I pissed my pants, so that took time, but still remained alive...then all scary things must come to an end, there is the gate!! Home safe and sound. Game over! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? Do NOT play this game if you are pregnant, thinking being pregnant, know someone the is pregnant or if your mother was ever pregnant!! Just saying. Ah! thought I was going to say if your Dad was every pregnant...I might be dumb, but I am not stupid...uhhh I meant I might be stupid butt knot dumm!!

Wow, I wish I could be more creative in my explaination, but am glad it was FREE! I am sure they workded hard on this game, but I am tired of C calling for 30 mintues, and cannot get through the, ummm hot tar wall. That's about all the patience I had. Little fellows come, jump on me, went back fought in the arena again, came back in Called somemore. I guess I missed it, but was stuck there, running in circles. Finally I just used the fishing pole and went fishing for a while, and then manicured my toenails till I was bored to death. BUT, it is free, so have fun, (shaking my head, rolling my eyes).

Peace

Ugggg, this game is a not worth even if free. Everything is so awkward, it's is just keyboard. I played 8 minutes and am done with this game. Lancing boils on homeless people has to be more fun than this game....

I guess I just don't have the mindset for this game. Certainly not worth $2.00 much less what I paid for it.

Happy hunting...:)

It really not too fun, it is hacked to death.....maybe thumbs up later.

Well, not my kind of game. But....it is free, so will give thumbs up.

well because it is free. I guess thumbs up, I am glad I did not purchase. I did not play for long, it is awkward controls for PC and too boring. But it is free, maybe your kind of game. If it was purchased I would give thumbs down. This is suppose to be what PC gamer is raving about? Ummm. wow.

I guess the reason to give it thumbs up is because it's free. To me it is very awkward mechanics. The Dev seem's very nice to put his time in for free game and seems very active. I will try back in couple of months and see how it progresses. Good Luck.

seems like hacks are in the game. Unload over 40 tank rounds into green crosshairs, doesnt die, and didn't even see damage.

Pay as you go?
What is this the Dev's spamming the stupid marketing that continues to be non-stop. This garbage should be banned it is so annoying. Going the way of Everquest already. I would say the game itself is fun, but the spirit of the game is dragged down by this annoying market place, of spam spam spam. This will increase a large percentage of non-serious players, in otherwise a good game. Too Bad. Thumbs down, and a game which should be a thumbs up. Clean it up and I will come back with thumbs up.

Okay here we go. Yes it is open Beta. I am not sure why a guy with a bat cannot be killed by 2 others unloading their clips in him, the then he still killing everyone with the bat. Maybe hack, exploit, or game balance. Wall hacks are always going to be there. Other than that, it is a fun, shoot up game. It is very quick shooting, lots of dying, lots of killing. Very arcade type playing, is similar to other games that were FUN too. So what. I will give thumbs up for now, cuz I had fun the 0.6 hours I played. Download it, enjoy it!
I do think the moving speed on say like Team Fortress, is just right and I think one reason why it was so popular. This moves so fast you just miss so much. I think about 10% all around slower movement might be more fun. Not sure, but might be worth testing out. Right now the game has nowhere to go but up, and I wish the Dev's the best. 1-10, 10 best, I would give 6 or 7. Maybe all tweaked out and fully finished, it can be a solid 8 for my kind of playing. Good Luck!!

(try slowing some, reaction to a threat is more fun be able to neutralize it, than to just find yourself dead.) :)) I am very tempted to buy the game, the speed will eventually annoying me, otherwise.......I would buy right now.)