hey man, this dude may have issues, but 3 years ago i was stuck in a service station bathroom with no toilet paper and really bad constipation., and this absolute legend of a guy put his entire fist up me bunger and fished out that turdwagon, then used his tshirt to clean me up, and even kissed me on the forehead, true gentlemen like this come once every 300 years.

+ rep

I'm a vegan btw.

What else do I put on my monster dong?

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