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Chris   Texas, United States
 
 
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Ah! But what a hopeless plight! In such a wonderful world!
would you rather punch a cactus or lick updog



What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Missing Arrows 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous seasons of Highlander, and I have over 300 confirmed drops. I am trained in not turning around and I’m the worst medic in the entire Mighty Ducks Highlander team. You are nothing to me but just another target to drop. I will wipe you the fuck out with mouse flailing the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pyro mains across the USA and your Dead Ringer is being traced right now so you better prepare for awkward jetpacking, maggot. The awkward jetpacking that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can stand still anywhere, anytime, and I can drop to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without putting my hands on my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in being shit, but I have access to the entire arsenal of an average UGC Silver Highlander team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” +2 comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit corn puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Pigby Feb 10 @ 12:22pm 
this alias is a lie u have literally never won animemusicquiz

u only ever get sword art online right fool
soul intact Feb 9 @ 1:12pm 
ur name is not even chris u phony
dumb Feb 7 @ 11:09am 
who r u V
TheDerpySage Feb 7 @ 10:15am 
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sarah Feb 6 @ 1:57pm 
Lulzzy Feb 5 @ 2:11pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx