It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

okay um hiiii im a bit nervous but i was curious if you would rate my ballsack and ♥♥♥♥?? please dont laugh im very insecure abt my ballsack as it is very scrunchy and jiggly and ik you might expose me but all i need is your rating. thanks :)

-rep created and patented coronavirus, steals candy from children

A MAN HAS TAKEN A 5 MINUTE BREAK IN THE IPHONE WAREHOUSE

FIRE HIM FOR SLACKING OFF

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HEY!

BUILD THE SWEATSHOP

AND MANUFACTURE THE IPHONES

PREPARE THE CHILD WORKERS

LOWER THE WORKING CONDITIONS

AND MAKE THE PAY 3 CENTS PER DAY

THE NEW SWEATSHOP COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

for u

gei