Recent reviews by Annemone

Если бы был релиз с подобным наполнением лет 10 назад - было бы ок 6 из 10. А сейчас ну это рили лагающий забагованный мусор за 50 евро. Персонажи даже не тупые, 1 строчкой диалога "Привет Робокоп" не раскрыть характеры. АИ мобов максимально тупой, лезут змейкой под пули. Постоянные вылеты от движка. В общем еще год полировать точно. Доиграю конечно с вылетами, но такое себе. Терминатор был на голову выше, тут словно даунгрейд.

The main character's tits are not big enough - 9/10

I received tremendous pleasure from playing this game, and it was definitely the most interesting platinum trophy I've earned in my life. The only thing that surprised me was why they never taught us to shoot from the hip? It's a basic skill in PvP multiplayer, but I learned about it when I had to replay a few missions to get the gold, and it was one of the requirements... =( There's not a word about it in the tutorial. After aiming with the right mouse button, you need to release it and continue shooting with the left. It's simple, so it's unclear why I had to search for it on YouTube...

The worst game in the Warriors series. The plot is the most boring one that you can imagine. There are only a few named officers on the map, and even they have been turned into nameless characters. The new art style where everyone has become a teenager is a matter of personal taste, but it didn't appeal to me. 2/10.

This is great!

Pros:
1. Nostalgia
2. Variety of bosses and enemies
3. Co-op gameplay

Cons (all technical, can be fixed with patches):
1. Final boss froze a couple of times, which was frustrating in arcade mode when we started from the first location with friends.
2. Difficulty level for arcade mode is not specified, making it difficult to find a group on "gnarly" difficulty.
3. Some players have terrible ping, despite me having gigabit internet. It would be great to know in advance who I am connecting to if it is difficult to fix.
4. Cheaters. There was a guy with 100 credits who was invincible in the party. Of course, thanks to them, I managed to beat hard mode, but it's still not fair. Ban them!
5. Super Shredder is boring (beat him about 30 times), with long periods of invincibility that don't fit the genre. He flies, shoots rings in place, and that's pretty much it. There's no point in even describing his other moves.

P.S. Remove your pathetic cons for the lack of Russian language. It's a bit of an exaggeration, there are only 2 lines of text, and any elementary school student can handle it.

Jokes about vomiting and farting, wet dreams of the authors about the effects of different drugs through a creepy 8-year-old girl. 1/10, judging by the reviews, strange people like it.

I remember when the price was 2k. I got it for 50 rubles, but honestly, it's not worth even that much. You sink into the textures, the plot is stupid, and the action is also at a low level. Everything is bad - 1/10.

The game reminded me of Spider-Man: No Way Home - a classic formula to appeal to the largest average masses.

1. Characters are poorly developed and are lifeless dolls, making the plot lackluster. Kratos is like an alcoholic father who is ready to slap his son for getting a C in school, even though he himself never studied. Typical game dialogue:
- Father, can I...?
- No.
- But why, father, I...
- Because I said so.
The son is also one-dimensional, the dwarves are shallow, and the named enemies are even worse; they don't even have a proper backstory.
2. Battles. I played the game on average difficulty, and it was very easy. It can hardly be called a slasher. The mechanics are learned in the first hour, and then you repeat them until the end. Even the PSP version was more interesting to play.
3. Enemies. They are all the same, such as the 9 Valkyries, which are weakly differentiated. Imagine the Demon of the Smelter and the Old Demon of the Smelter from DS2, add the Ancient Demon, the Acid Demon, etc. - and you get the Valkyries. It's the same with everything, even the named boss from the land of the dead copies the moveset of ogres with stone columns. As a result, in fact, in three hours, you will see all the game's enemies. Wow, so impressive.
4. Cinematic quality - here, it is a definite like. The cutscenes are high-quality, and the camera work is excellent.
5. It's easy to get a full achievement collection. You can complete it in 35-40 hours without any pressure.

I don't like the perfect formula when developers try to please the majority of consumers. The father-son concept is the most classic and repeats any Disney movie. Get ready for the second part with body-positive Thor and black goddesses. You keep eating, and I'll pass.

A wonderful JRPG with an interesting battle system where you have to hit the enemy's weaknesses to put them into a stunned state and deal double damage.
What's missing:
1. Images of the heroes during dialogues, like in Hades. Seriously, the pixels could use some more detail, especially for the price. The game weighs less than its cost.
2. Ability to switch party members at any time during the game. You can only switch them in towns, which is inconvenient. I created a party without a thief (tank, mage, healer, and the strongest damage dealer), but only the thief can open certain chests, and the achievement for opening all the chests won't complete itself.

Overall, it's definitely top-tier. Technically, the game suffers from issues such as textures glitching or mobs standing still without triggering scripts. However, for some unknown reason, the majority of bugs that I experienced were related to looting (perhaps I was just rushing too much), so these are really just minor issues. I would give it a 10 out of 10, no matter how you look at it.