The Lard Guardian
Thursday Enjoyer   Canada
 
 
You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armour behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it.
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Shabnak Nov 20, 2017 @ 11:20am 
Hey, ♥♥♥. You think you're hot ♥♥♥♥? Just because you troll HL2RP servers doesn't make you cool. You're not "an epick troll" OKAY? I'd say that you're twelve years old, but even a six year old isn't as immature as you. You don't understand how to roleplay, and you never will. You don't understand that ERP makes BONDS between characters, OKAY BUDDY? Just because I ERP doesn't mean I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser. You're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER for trolling every single day on servers where people just want to roleplay peacefully. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just because you have some ESP from MPGH or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't make you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKER, stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Watch out around me buddy, because I'm 6'3" and 230 pounds of muscle, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I have your address, and I'm not afraid to do ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! If you haven't gotten it through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THICK SKULL yet, ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! And don't make fun of my autism either!! I'm smarter and more mature than you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mr. Speedumm ✅ Jul 18, 2017 @ 9:24am 
If you could give me your trade url, so I could send your reward. :)
Shabnak Jun 26, 2017 @ 10:32pm 
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
terra505 May 30, 2017 @ 5:33pm 
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Shaved Parmasean Cheese Mar 17, 2017 @ 10:18pm 
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